《Uncle Walter》歌词

[00:00:00] Uncle Walter - Ben Folds (本·佛尔兹)

[00:00:14] Your Uncle Walter's going on and on

[00:00:17] 'Bout everything he's seen and done

[00:00:20] The voice of 50 years experience

[00:00:24] He's drunk watching the television

[00:00:26] You know he's been around the world

[00:00:29] Last night he flew to Baghdad

[00:00:30] In his magical armchair

[00:00:33] Cigarettes and a six pack

[00:00:36] He just got back

[00:00:37] The spit's flying everywhere

[00:00:39] Hey hey hey hey

[00:00:41] Your Uncle Walter's going on and on

[00:00:43] So late

[00:00:44] Where did you go that you were gone so long

[00:00:47] How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter

[00:00:52] Yeah

[00:01:00] Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots

[00:01:02] He drove his chair in the cavalcade

[00:01:06] He's flown from South Africa

[00:01:08] To countries where

[00:01:09] They beat themselves on the backs with chains

[00:01:12] There was a fleet of battleships

[00:01:14] And 1 reclining chair

[00:01:16] Headed north on the Arabian Sea

[00:01:19] Now he's back to tell us what

[00:01:21] He and his oldest boy Blair

[00:01:23] They're getting rich with their mail order scheme

[00:01:26] Oh oh

[00:01:27] Your Uncle Walter's going on and on

[00:01:29] Glad you're home

[00:01:30] Where did you go that you were gone so long

[00:01:32] How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter

[00:01:39] Your Uncle Walter told me

[00:01:41] Everything he'd do if he was president

[00:01:44] Oh now what a perfect world

[00:01:47] This world would be

[00:01:49] If he was president now

[00:01:53] But he's not

[00:02:06] And he sees the children smoking pot

[00:02:09] He knows that in a moment

[00:02:11] They'll be shooting up heroin

[00:02:13] Teardrops in his armchair

[00:02:16] A 50 minute lecture

[00:02:18] Tobacco juice rolling down his chin

[00:02:20] Hey hey hey hey

[00:02:22] Your Uncle Walter's going on and on

[00:02:24] You're back so late

[00:02:25] Where did you go that you were gone so long

[00:02:27] How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter