《It’s No Use Looking At Me》歌词

[00:00:01] It's No Use Looking at Me - George Formby

[00:00:22] Last Sunday I strolled into church

[00:00:24] The first time for years

[00:00:27] A christening they had, a fine baby lad

[00:00:31] The parson said,

[00:00:33] "Now whos the pa of this bouncing boy"

[00:00:36] He looked at me, I grabbed my hat and said,

[00:00:39] "I don't do things like that"

[00:00:41] Its no use looking at me, no use looking at me

[00:00:47] He said I thought a likeness I could see

[00:00:51] I blushed red all around my ears and said

[00:00:54] "My word what strange ideas"

[00:00:56] Why I've been to sea for the last three years

[00:00:59] So its no use looking at me.

[00:01:01] Its no use looking at me

[00:01:12] In the courts a murder case I heard being tried

[00:01:16] "The murderer" said they "is at large today"

[00:01:21] But no doubt they'll trace him by the scar on his face

[00:01:26] The judge then glared all round the dock

[00:01:29] He caught my eye, I said "Old cock"

[00:01:31] Its no use looking at me, no use looking at me

[00:01:36] He said, "I thought a scar on your face I could see"

[00:01:41] I said, "Youre rather out of place

[00:01:44] I've got a scar but in my case

[00:01:46] Its a darned long way off from my face

[00:01:49] So it's no use looking at me. it's no use looking at me."

[00:02:01] At acting once I tried my hand they said I'd be good

[00:02:06] Arrangements were made and Hamlet I played

[00:02:11] I got rather muddled when I dressed for the part

[00:02:16] The audience were full of grins.

[00:02:18] I shouted out "Odds Bodderkins"

[00:02:21] Its no use looking at me, no use looking at me

[00:02:26] I was feeling a draught around my anatomy

[00:02:31] I must have looked the sight of sights

[00:02:34] I shouted "Ee turn out the lights"

[00:02:36] Cause I've only got one leg in my tights

[00:02:39] So its no use looking at me.

[00:02:40] No, no its no use looking at me.