《Hardware Store》歌词

[00:00:00] Hardware Store - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:15] Nothing ever ever happens in this town

[00:00:16] Feelin' low down down not a lot to do around here

[00:00:19] I thought that I would go right out of my mind

[00:00:20] Until a friend told me the news

[00:00:23] He said hey you know that vacant lot

[00:00:24] Right beside the gas station well somebody bought it

[00:00:26] And on that spot they're gonna build a shop

[00:00:28] Where we can go buy bolts and screws

[00:00:30] Since then I've been walking on air air

[00:00:32] I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair

[00:00:34] 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care

[00:00:35] I've been waiting since last June

[00:00:38] For this day to finally arrive

[00:00:39] I'm so happy happy now just to be alive

[00:00:41] 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside

[00:00:43] Well I hope they open soon

[00:00:46] I can't wait no I can't wait

[00:00:49] When are they gonna open up that door

[00:00:53] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

[00:00:55] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

[00:00:57] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

[00:00:59] Hardware store

[00:01:10] In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight

[00:01:12] Right in front of the store then as soon as it was light out

[00:01:14] I pressed my nose right up against the glass

[00:01:15] You know I had to be first in line

[00:01:18] Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom

[00:01:19] Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house

[00:01:22] See those hacksaws very very soon

[00:01:23] One of them will be all mine

[00:01:25] Guys with nametags walking down the aisles

[00:01:27] Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles

[00:01:29] Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles

[00:01:31] All arranged alphabetically

[00:01:33] And they're doing a promotional stunt

[00:01:34] There's a great big purple sign out front

[00:01:36] That says every 27th customer

[00:01:38] Will get a ball peen hammer free

[00:01:41] I can't wait no I can't wait

[00:01:45] When are they gonna open up that door

[00:01:48] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

[00:01:50] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

[00:01:51] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

[00:01:54] Hardware store

[00:01:58] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

[00:01:59] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

[00:02:01] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

[00:02:03] Hardware store

[00:02:18] Would you look at all that stuff

[00:02:22] They've got Allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters

[00:02:24] Trash compactors juice extractor shower rods and water meters

[00:02:26] Walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires

[00:02:28] Bb pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers

[00:02:30] Picture hanger's paper cutters waffle irons window shutters

[00:02:32] Paint removers window louvres masking tape and plastic gutters

[00:02:34] Kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables

[00:02:36] Hooks and tackle grout and spackle power fogger's spoons and ladles

[00:02:38] Pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication

[00:02:39] Metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation

[00:02:41] Air compressors brass connectors wrecking chisels smoke detectors

[00:02:43] Tire guages hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors

[00:02:45] Trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers

[00:02:47] Tennis rackets angle brackets Duracell's and energizers

[00:02:49] Soffit panels circuit breakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers

[00:02:51] Calculator's generators matching salt and pepper shakers

[00:02:53] I can't wait no I can't wait

[00:02:57] When are they gonna open up that door

[00:03:01] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

[00:03:02] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

[00:03:04] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

[00:03:06] Hardware store

[00:03:10] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

[00:03:12] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

[00:03:13] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

[00:03:15] Hardware store

[00:03:20] I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

[00:03:21] Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

[00:03:23] Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

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