《Sports Song》歌词

[00:00:00] Sports Song - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:03] 腾讯享有翻译作品的著作权

[00:00:03] Your sports team is vastly inferior

[00:00:07] 你的运动员们都好菜

[00:00:07] That simple fact is plainly obvious to see

[00:00:10] 这不争的事实不是明摆着的么

[00:00:10] We're gonna kick your collective posterior

[00:00:14] 我轻而易举就能踢你的屁屁（将你们打趴）

[00:00:14] Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively

[00:00:18] 当然啦 你知道我用的是明喻

[00:00:18] Our stars are thoroughly impressive

[00:00:22] 我们的光环会亮瞎你的狗眼

[00:00:22] Our coach really has the Midas touch

[00:00:25] 我们的教练是能腐朽为神奇的大神

[00:00:25] Our players are fast and strong and brave

[00:00:29] 我们的运动员们个个身手敏捷 英勇神速

[00:00:29] And your guys eh not so much

[00:00:36] 你的队员们 额 不值一提

[00:00:36] In fact we've played teams across the nation

[00:00:39] 要知道 我们可是打遍全国无敌手

[00:00:39] And you're the worst one we've come across

[00:00:43] 你们真是我们遇过最烂的对手了

[00:00:43] Try to assimilate that information

[00:00:47] 最好提前有个心理准备

[00:00:47] And it just might help you cope with your impending loss

[00:00:51] 这可有助于你接受等下失败的现实

[00:00:51] Oh and if somehow we are still failing

[00:00:54] 如果冷不防的我们输了

[00:00:54] To affectively articulate the points at hand

[00:00:58] 我们照样能冷静公布分数

[00:00:58] Allow us now to summarize them in a manner

[00:01:02] 归结你们的战术再来个出其不意

[00:01:02] That your feeble brains can understand

[00:01:05] 你们这些弱智应该能理解吧

[00:01:05] We're great (we're great)

[00:01:07] 我们就是那么强

[00:01:07] And you suck (you suck)

[00:01:09] 你们就是那么弱

[00:01:09] We're great (we're great)

[00:01:11] 我们就是那么强

[00:01:11] And you suck (you suck)

[00:01:13] 你们就是那么弱

[00:01:13] We're great (we're great)

[00:01:14] 我们就是那么强

[00:01:14] And you suck (you suck)

[00:01:16] 你们就是那么弱

[00:01:16] You see there's us (we're great)

[00:01:18] 你见识了我们有多强 你有多菜吧

[00:01:18] And then there's you (you suck)

[00:01:20] 你有多菜吧 哇哈哈

[00:01:20] We're really really great (really great)

[00:01:23] 我们就是超级无敌的强

[00:01:23] In contrast you really suck (really suck)

[00:01:27] 相反 你们就是超级无敌的弱

[00:01:27] Okay full disclosure we're not that great

[00:01:31] 好吧 说实话吧 我们其实也没那么强

[00:01:31] But nevertheless you suck

[00:01:42] 无论如何 你们真的是逊爆了

[00:01:42] Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat

[00:01:45] 你的团队很快会遭遇滑铁卢

[00:01:45] That theory's backed up by empirical evidence

[00:01:49] 这结论可是我的经验之谈

[00:01:49] We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat

[00:01:53] 你们等着做烧肉汉堡吧（被碾成肉碎）

[00:01:53] Again of course we're speaking in the figurative sense

[00:01:57] 对啊 又是明喻哦 晓得不

[00:01:57] What's the use of even going through the motions

[00:02:00] 你们明知道会输

[00:02:00] When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow

[00:02:04] 干嘛还死撑着 走个过场也可以免的啦

[00:02:04] So why don't you save us all some time

[00:02:08] 为什么不让大家省点时间

[00:02:08] And give up now (you suck )

[00:02:13] 放弃吧 菜鸟