《I Want A New Duck》歌词

[00:00:00] I Want A New Duck - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

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[00:00:13] Woh oh I want a new duck

[00:00:21] 我想要个新鸭子

[00:00:21] One that won't try to bite

[00:00:23] 一只不会试着咬我的

[00:00:23] One that won't chew a hole in my socks

[00:00:27] 一只不会在我的袜子上啃出个洞的

[00:00:27] One that won't quack all night

[00:00:30] 一只不会呱呱叫个一整晚的

[00:00:30] I want a new duck

[00:00:32] 我想要个新鸭子

[00:00:32] One with big webbed feet

[00:00:35] 一只有着大大的蹼足的

[00:00:35] One that knows how to wash my car

[00:00:37] 一只知道该怎样替我洗车的

[00:00:37] And keep his room real neat

[00:00:41] 还得保持他的房间十分整洁

[00:00:41] One that won't raid the ice box

[00:00:43] 一只不会袭击冰箱的

[00:00:43] One that'll stay in shape

[00:00:45] 一只保持体型良好的

[00:00:45] One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape

[00:00:50] 一只永远不会迁移或者逃跑的

[00:00:50] Or I'll tie him up with duct tape

[00:01:00] 不然我会用胶带把他绑起来

[00:01:00] I want a new duck

[00:01:02] 我想要个新鸭子

[00:01:02] A mallard I think

[00:01:05] 应该是只野鸭

[00:01:05] One that won't make a mess of my house

[00:01:07] 一只不会在我家搞破坏

[00:01:07] Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

[00:01:10] 或者在浴室的水槽建个窝的

[00:01:10] I want a new duck

[00:01:12] 我想要个新鸭子

[00:01:12] One that won't steal a beer

[00:01:15] 一只不会偷啤酒的

[00:01:15] One that won't stick his bill in my mail

[00:01:18] 一只不会把他的账单寄到我邮箱里的

[00:01:18] One that knows the duck stops here

[00:01:21] 一只知道鸭子停靠站在哪的

[00:01:21] One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around

[00:01:26] 一只不会走着鸭步围着我转把我逼疯的

[00:01:26] One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown

[00:01:31] 一只会教我游泳还不会让我溺水的

[00:01:31] And show me how to get down

[00:01:36] 并且向我演示如何潜水

[00:01:36] How to get down baby

[00:01:40] 如何潜水 宝贝

[00:01:40] Get it

[00:01:41] 懂了吗

[00:01:41] Quack quack quack quack

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[00:01:57] I want a new duck

[00:01:59] 我想要个新鸭子

[00:01:59] Not a swan or a goose

[00:02:02] 不是天鹅或家鹅

[00:02:02] Just a drake I can dress real cute

[00:02:04] 而是一只公鸭子 我可以给他穿的很可爱

[00:02:04] Think I'm gonna name him Bruce

[00:02:07] 我想我会叫他布鲁斯

[00:02:07] I want a new duck

[00:02:09] 我想要个新鸭子

[00:02:09] Not a quail or an owl

[00:02:12] 不是鹌鹑或者猫头鹰

[00:02:12] One that won't molt too much

[00:02:15] 一只不会掉太多毛的

[00:02:15] One that won't smell too foul

[00:02:18] 一只闻起来不会太糟的

[00:02:18] One that won't beg for breadcrumbs

[00:02:20] 一只不会乞求面包渣

[00:02:20] Hangin' around all day

[00:02:23] 整天到处闲逛的

[00:02:23] He'd better mind his manners

[00:02:24] 他最好注意他的礼貌

[00:02:24] Better do just what I say

[00:02:28] 最好按我说的做

[00:02:28] Or he's gonna be duck pate duck pate yah yah

[00:02:38] 不然他就会变成鸭肉酱 鸭肉酱

[00:02:38] Quack quack quack quack

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