《Colorado Cool-Aid》歌词

[00:00:05] Well I was sittin' in this beer joint down in Houston Texas

[00:00:11] Was drinkin' Colorado Kool Aid and talkin' to some Mexicans

[00:00:16] An' we was what's that you say

[00:00:20] What's Colorado Kool Aid

[00:00:25] Well it's a can of Coors brewed from a mountain stream

[00:00:30] It'll set you head on fire an' make your kidneys scream

[00:00:35] Oh it sure is fine

[00:00:39] Yeah we was havin' ourselves one of them real good times

[00:00:47] But you know every beer joint that you've ever been in

[00:00:51] Some big mean drunk who just ain't got no friend

[00:00:56] Sure enough he wants to fight

[00:01:00] Yeah he's gonna whip everything in sight

[00:01:07] Well he took him a big swallow of beer

[00:01:11] And he spit in my Mexican friends ear

[00:01:15] And sure enough that made my buddie real mad

[00:01:20] That's somethin' like he ain't never had

[00:01:26] Well sir he pulled out a big long switch blade knife

[00:01:31] Quick as a whistle he began to slice

[00:01:33] An that big mean drunk stood back his face full of tears

[00:01:40] Lookin' down at the floor an' one of his ears

[00:01:46] Ha he cut that thing off even with the sideburns

[00:01:52] You might say the little Mexican fella he just didn't give a durn

[00:01:58] But he was a gentleman about it an' bent over and with a half way

[00:02:03] Grin

[00:02:04] Picked it up and handed it back to him

[00:02:09] He said：Now big manyou get the urge to spit a little beer

[00:02:15] Just open up your hand there and spit it in your own ear

[00:02:19] Won't be no trouble that way That's what I heard him say

[00:02:27] And I said：Barmaidset us up a round of that Colorado Kool Aid

[00:02:30] An while you're up their bring this big fella here a box of Band

[00:02:35] Aids

[00:02:38] Now let me tell you：if you're ever ridin' down in south of Texas

[00:02:42] Decide to stop an' drink some Colorado Kool Aid

[00:02:44] An' maybe talk to some Mexicans

[00:02:47] An' you get the urge to get a little tough

[00:02:51] Better make d**n sure you got your knife proof ear muff

[00:02:53] Hey ain't that right big man I said ain't that right big man

[00:03:03] Ah hell he can't hear not on this side anyway he ain't got no ear

[00:03:10] Hey barmaid bring us all a big tall glass of that Colorado Kool Aid

[00:03:16] How about it

[00:03:21] How you doin' big man Still got your ear there in your hand