《Happy Birthday》歌词

[00:00:00] Happy Birthday - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:08] Happy birthday

[00:00:10] Happy birthday to you

[00:00:12] Happy birthday

[00:00:15] Happy birthday to you

[00:00:16] Well it's time to celebrate your birthday

[00:00:18] It happens every year

[00:00:19] We'll eat a lot of broccoli

[00:00:20] And drink a lot of beer

[00:00:22] You should be good and happy

[00:00:23] That there's something you can eat

[00:00:24] A million people every day

[00:00:25] Are starving in the street

[00:00:27] Your daddy's in the gutter

[00:00:28] With the wretched and the poor

[00:00:29] Your mama's in the kitchen

[00:00:30] With a can of Cycle Four

[00:00:32] There's garbage in the water

[00:00:33] There's poison in the sky

[00:00:34] I guess it won't be long

[00:00:35] Before we're all gonna die

[00:00:36] Happy birthday

[00:00:39] Happy birthday to you

[00:00:41] Happy birthday

[00:00:44] Happy birthday to you

[00:00:45] Well what's the matter little friend

[00:00:47] You think this party is the pits

[00:00:48] Enjoy it while you can

[00:00:49] We'll soon be blown to bits

[00:00:51] The monkeys in the pentagon

[00:00:52] Are gonna cook our goose

[00:00:53] Their finger's on the button

[00:00:54] All they need is an excuse

[00:00:56] It doesn't take a military genius to see

[00:00:58] We'll all be crispy critters after World War III

[00:01:00] There's nowhere you can run to

[00:01:02] Nowhere you can hide

[00:01:03] When they drop the big one we all get fried

[00:01:05] (Come on boys and girls sing along ok )

[00:01:07] Happy birthday

[00:01:10] Happy birthday to you

[00:01:12] Happy birthday

[00:01:14] Happy birthday to you

[00:01:16] Wow

[00:01:36] Well there's a punk in the alley

[00:01:37] And he's looking for a fight

[00:01:38] There's an Arab on the corner

[00:01:40] Buying everything in sight

[00:01:41] There's a mother in the ghetto

[00:01:43] With another mouth to feed

[00:01:44] Seems that everywhere you look today

[00:01:45] There's misery and greed

[00:01:46] I guess you know the Earth

[00:01:48] Is gonna crash into the sun

[00:01:49] But that's no reason

[00:01:50] Why we shouldn't have a little fun

[00:01:51] So if you think it's scary

[00:01:52] If it's more than you can take

[00:01:54] Just blow out the candles

[00:01:55] And have a piece of cake

[00:01:56] Happy birthday

[00:01:58] Happy birthday to you

[00:02:01] Happy birthday

[00:02:03] Happy birthday to you

[00:02:04] Wow

[00:02:06] Happy birthday

[00:02:08] Happy birthday to you

[00:02:10] Happy birthday

[00:02:12] Happy birthday to you

[00:02:16] (Happy Birthday )

[00:02:22] And a pinch to grow an inch