《They Couldn’t Compare To You》歌词

[00:00:00] They Couldn't Compare To You - Charlotte Greenwood/William Redfield/Broadway Cast

[00:00:01] Oh what a bevvy of beauties

[00:00:04] Oh what a school of fish

[00:00:07] Oh what a covey of cuties

[00:00:10] Oh what a dish delish

[00:00:13] I've known but litters of minxes

[00:00:16] All of them fun for a while

[00:00:19] Yet now for the nonce what me thinks is

[00:00:22] You've got them

[00:00:23] We've got them

[00:00:24] Beat a mile

[00:00:25] They

[00:00:31] They couldn't compare to you

[00:00:34] They couldn't compare to you

[00:00:37] Althought I've played many many a maid

[00:00:40] They couldn't compare to you

[00:00:43] I've thoroughly pitched the woo

[00:00:46] From the heights of Valhalla to Kalamazoo

[00:00:49] And though they all had a lot on the ball

[00:00:52] They couldn't compare to you

[00:00:55] Of ladies fair

[00:00:58] I've love more than my share

[00:01:01] And strange but true

[00:01:04] I hereby declare from tiptoe to hair

[00:01:08] They could not compare to you

[00:01:12] After playing the local sirens

[00:01:14] That resided in my environs

[00:01:15] I decided to learn the art of cupid's trickery

[00:01:18] So at once I started crusing

[00:01:20] Found the muses so amusing

[00:01:21] That I even got a kick out of terpsichore

[00:01:24] After her I met calypso

[00:01:26] Who was definitely a dip so

[00:01:27] Then I fled to big Brunhilde

[00:01:29] She was German

[00:01:30] After Snitching Eve from Adam

[00:01:32] I attended called Me Madam

[00:01:33] And shortly began to nestle essle Merman

[00:01:36] I admired the silken body

[00:01:38] Of the chic Schaharazade

[00:01:39] Then of Lady Godiva I became the lord

[00:01:42] After that I staged an orgie

[00:01:44] For some friends of Lucrezia Borgia

[00:01:46] And ended up at the Stork with Fannie Ward

[00:01:49] After having had a party

[00:01:50] With Venetian goddess Astarte

[00:01:51] Will I raised a bit of hell with Penelope

[00:01:55] After quieting all my urges

[00:01:56] For several vestial virgins

[00:01:58] I put on a strip for Gypsy Rose Lee

[00:02:01] Though I liked the queen of Sheeba

[00:02:04] She was mentally an amoeba

[00:02:07] As for Beatrice deste

[00:02:11] She was a pest

[00:02:12] And far too chesty

[00:02:14] As for the passionate wife of Nero

[00:02:17] My reactions were frankly zero

[00:02:21] And as for that that sourceress known as Cerce

[00:02:23] She was so hot I hollered for mercy

[00:02:25] So hot he hollered for mercy

[00:02:26] There was Gallatia and mean Medea

[00:02:28] And Sappho one of the best

[00:02:29] There was Nefertiti a perfect sweetie

[00:02:31] And gay Mae West

[00:02:32] I was a hell of a fella with Cinderella

[00:02:34] And Isabella of Spain

[00:02:36] And I used to caress both Lola Montez

[00:02:37] And that damn Calamity Jane

[00:02:39] When betwixt Nell Gwyn and Anne Boelyn

[00:02:40] I was forced to make my choice

[00:02:42] I became so confused I was even amused

[00:02:44] And abused by Peggy Joyce

[00:02:45] There was Melisande a platinum blonde

[00:02:47] How I loved to ruffle her locks

[00:02:49] There was bright Aurora and then Pandora

[00:02:50] Who let me open her

[00:02:52] They couldn't compare to us

[00:02:54] No no they couldn't compare to you

[00:02:58] Although he's played many many a maid

[00:03:01] They could not compare to you

[00:03:04] I've thoroughly pitched the woo

[00:03:07] From the heights of Valhalla to Kalamazoo

[00:03:10] And though they all had a lot on the ball

[00:03:13] They couldn't compare to you

[00:03:16] Of ladies fair

[00:03:19] He's loved more than his share

[00:03:22] And strange but true

[00:03:25] I hereby declare

[00:03:27] From tiptoe to hair

[00:03:29] From head cap to square

[00:03:30] From dressed up to bare

[00:03:32] They couldn't compare to you