《I Know(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:01] I know why I like you

[00:00:06] It's 'cause of your haircut and your clothing

[00:00:13] And 'cause you're racist

[00:00:14] I have a match; your face

[00:00:19] My asking you questions you can't answer

[00:00:27] You want to box me

[00:00:29] Our world works in a weird way

[00:00:31] I've heard them say a man with a beard may

[00:00:35] Frighten children or dogs but a moustache scares me more

[00:00:41] I know why you bite me

[00:00:47] It's cause of your canines and your instincts

[00:00:54] And 'cause I kicked you

[00:00:56] I have a bone to pick;

[00:01:01] Please go on the paper and fetch me my slippers

[00:01:08] And stop meowing

[00:01:10] Man's best friend wags his tail and

[00:01:13] Bares his teeth to the man with the mail and

[00:01:16] Though he's frightened of thunder he never goes to war

[00:01:21] Tell me what's the circumstance of circumcision

[00:01:26] And what goes in my daughter's pants is whose decision

[00:01:34] I've seen the facts of inter-race relations

[00:01:38] Of see-through slacks of cyber-masturbation;

[00:01:40] If a hundred monkeys each could get their own show

[00:01:45] Perhaps one day a chimp might say

[00:01:47] You have faith you just need to use it sayeth the Lord

[00:01:51] I know why I like you

[00:01:56] It's 'cause of your sandals and your supper

[00:02:03] And 'cause you're Jesus

[00:02:05] I have a match; your Dad my dad has

[00:02:11] Your picture right next to your mother's

[00:02:18] And one of Charo

[00:02:19] They hold hands up in heaven

[00:02:22] And they say that their son's name is Kevin

[00:02:25] But I read in a book somewhere that his name is Jack