《If I Had $1，000，000 (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow)》歌词

[00:00:13] If I Had 1000000

[00:00:20] I'd buy you a house

[00:00:23] I would buy you a house

[00:00:25] If I Had 1000000

[00:00:29] I'd buy you furniture for your house

[00:00:34] Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

[00:00:40] If I Had 1000000

[00:00:44] I'd buy you a K Car a nice Reliant automobile

[00:00:49] If I Had 1000000

[00:00:53] I'd buy your love

[00:01:01] If I Had 1000000

[00:01:03] I'd build a tree fort in our yard

[00:01:07] If I Had 1000000

[00:01:10] You could help it wouldn't be that hard

[00:01:13] If I Had 1000000

[00:01:16] Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

[00:01:19] We could just go up there and hang out

[00:01:23] Like open the fridge and stuff and

[00:01:29] There'd be foods laid out for us

[00:01:32] With little pre wrapped sausages and things

[00:01:41] They have pre wrapped sausages

[00:01:47] But they don't have pre wrapped bacon

[00:01:56] Well can you blame them Yeah

[00:02:02] If I Had 1000000

[00:02:13] I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat

[00:02:21] That's cruel

[00:02:31] If I Had 1000000

[00:02:38] I'd buy you an exotic pet like a llama or an emu

[00:02:46] If I Had 1000000

[00:02:57] I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

[00:03:03] All them crazy elephant bones

[00:03:19] If I Had 1000000

[00:03:23] I'd buy your love

[00:03:31] If I Had 1000000

[00:03:33] We wouldn't have to walk to the store

[00:03:34] If I Had 1000000

[00:03:36] We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

[00:03:42] If I Had 1000000

[00:03:46] We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

[00:03:49] But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course

[00:03:51] We would we'd just eat more

[00:03:53] And buy really expensive ketchup with it

[00:03:57] That's right all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup

[00:04:12] If I Had 1000000

[00:04:34] I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress

[00:04:51] That's cruel

[00:05:03] If I Had 1000000

[00:05:16] I'd buy you some art a Picasso or a Garfunkel

[00:05:27] If I Had 1000000

[00:05:33] I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey

[00:05:39] If I Had 1000000

[00:05:42] I'd buy your LOVE

[00:05:53] If I Had 1000000

[00:05:59] If I Had 1000000

[00:06:02] If I Had 1000000

[00:06:11] If I Had 1000000

[00:07:07] I'd Be Rich