《Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything， The》歌词

[00:00:00] Pirates Who Don't Do Anything The - Relient K

[00:00:04] We are the pirates who don't do anything

[00:00:08] We just stay at home and lie around

[00:00:11] And if you ask us to do anything

[00:00:14] We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[00:00:17] Well I've never been to Greenland

[00:00:19] And I've never been to Denver

[00:00:20] And I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul

[00:00:23] And I've never been to Moscow

[00:00:25] And I've never been to Tampa

[00:00:26] And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[00:00:29] We are the pirates who don't do anything

[00:00:32] We just stay at home and lie around

[00:00:35] And if you ask us to do anything

[00:00:38] We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[00:00:42] And I've never hoist the main sail

[00:00:43] And I've never swabbed the poop deck

[00:00:45] And I've never veered starboard cause I've never sailed at all

[00:00:48] And I've never walked the gang plank

[00:00:49] And I've never owned a parrot

[00:00:53] And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[00:00:56] We are the pirates who don't do anything

[00:00:59] We just stay at home and lie around

[00:01:02] And if you ask us to do anything

[00:01:05] We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[00:01:09] I've never plucked a rooster

[00:01:11] And I am not too good at ping-pong

[00:01:12] And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

[00:01:14] And I've never kissed a chipmunk

[00:01:15] And I've never gotten head lice

[00:01:17] And I have never been to Boston in the fall

[00:01:22] Pirate captains log 2002

[00:01:24] Who be this band relient k

[00:01:28] And why they be so full of contradictions

[00:01:31] We don't know what he did

[00:01:32] But we're down with captain kidd

[00:01:34] We don't wake up before lunch

[00:01:35] But we all eat captain crunch

[00:01:36] We don't smoke we don't chew

[00:01:38] We watch captain kangaroo

[00:01:43] And I've never licked a spark plug

[00:01:45] And I've never sniffed a stink bug

[00:01:47] And I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball

[00:01:50] And I've never bathed in yogurt

[00:01:52] And I don't look good in leggings

[00:01:54] And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[00:01:57] We are the pirates who don't do anything

[00:02:00] We just stay at home and lie around

[00:02:05] And if you ask us to do anything

[00:02:08] We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[00:02:12] We are the pirates who don't do anything

[00:02:13] We just stay at home and lie around

[00:02:13] And if you ask us to do anything