《What a Mouth (What a North and South)》歌词

[00:00:00] What a Mouth (What a North and South) - Tommy Steele

[00:00:03] Written by：Unknown

[00:00:09] Jimmy bean was a funny looking fellah

[00:00:11] If he had another mouth he'd look much sweller

[00:00:13] But the race queered him from winning a beauty show

[00:00:18] It was like a steamboat funnel or a railway arch

[00:00:22] Or the black wall tunnel when you can't see Jim

[00:00:25] When he opens his mouth you'll know

[00:00:28] And as poor Jim goes walking about

[00:00:34] You can hear the kids all ollering out

[00:00:41] What what ooh um

[00:00:43] What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south

[00:00:46] Blimey what a mouth he's got

[00:00:49] Now when he was a baby well oh gawd love her

[00:00:51] His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel

[00:00:54] What a gap poor chap he's never been known to laugh oy

[00:00:58] If he did it's a penny to a quid

[00:01:01] That his face would fall in half

[00:01:08] Mouth so large oh lord oh lumme

[00:01:10] He can whisper in his own ear ain't it funny

[00:01:13] And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' mine

[00:01:18] He got so drunk one foggy morn

[00:01:20] He layed in the road and started to yawn

[00:01:22] And a poor old man was delivering coals close by

[00:01:27] And as he went to shoot the load

[00:01:34] He saw Jim's mouth out in the road

[00:01:41] What eh ooh what oh yes

[00:01:44] What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south

[00:01:47] Blimey what a mouth he's got now the poor old man

[00:01:50] Being a short sighted fellah when he saw Jim's mouth

[00:01:53] He took it for the cellar and he shot the lot

[00:01:57] Right into his mouth no joke oy Jim

[00:02:00] Poor soul's got a tummy full of coal

[00:02:02] And he corfs up lumps o' coke oy

[00:02:10] What eh what eeh ooh ooh cor blimey

[00:02:11] I thought it was all over oh yes um

[00:02:14] What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south

[00:02:17] Blimey what a mouth he's got now the poor old man

[00:02:21] Being a short sighted fellah when he saw Jim's mouth

[00:02:23] He took it for the cellar and he shot the lot right into his mouth

[00:02:28] No joke oy Jim poor soul's got a tummy full of coal

[00:02:31] And he corfs up lumps of coke oy

[00:02:38] Oy oy oy