《If I Were a Rich Man》歌词

[00:00:00] If I Were a Rich Man - Musical Mania

[00:00:00] Written by：S. Harnick/J. Bock

[00:00:02] Oh lord you made many many poor people

[00:00:06] I realize of course that it's no shame to be poor

[00:00:11] But it's no great honor either

[00:00:15] So what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune

[00:00:22] If I were a rich man

[00:00:24] Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

[00:00:30] All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

[00:00:33] If I were a wealthy man

[00:00:37] I wouldn't have to work hard

[00:00:39] Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

[00:00:44] If I were a biddy biddy rich

[00:00:48] Yidle diddle didle didle man

[00:00:52] I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen

[00:00:58] Right in the middle of the town

[00:01:02] A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below

[00:01:08] There would be one long staircase just going up

[00:01:13] And one even longer coming down

[00:01:17] And one more leading nowhere just for show

[00:01:24] I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks

[00:01:30] For the town to see and hear

[00:01:33] Squawking just as merrily as they can

[00:01:40] And each loud cheep and swaqwk and honk and quack

[00:01:44] Would land like a trumpet on the ear

[00:01:48] As if to say here lives a wealthy man

[00:01:59] If I were a rich man

[00:02:01] Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

[00:02:07] All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

[00:02:10] If I were a wealthy man

[00:02:13] I wouldn't have to work hard

[00:02:16] Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

[00:02:21] If I were a biddy biddy rich

[00:02:25] Yidle diddle didle didle man

[00:02:29] I see my wife my Golde looking like a rich man's wife

[00:02:36] With a proper double chin

[00:02:40] Supervising meals to her heart's delight

[00:02:46] I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock

[00:02:51] Oy what a happy mood she's in

[00:02:55] Screaming at the servants day and night

[00:03:03] The most important men in town would come to fawn on me

[00:03:09] They would ask me to advise them

[00:03:13] Like a Solomon the wise

[00:03:16] If you please Reb Tevye

[00:03:20] Pardon me Reb Tevye

[00:03:23] Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes

[00:03:38] And it won't make one bit of difference if I answer right or wrong

[00:03:45] When you're rich they think you really know

[00:03:53] If I were rich I'd have the time that I lack

[00:03:59] To sit in the synagogue and pray

[00:04:03] And maybe have a seat by the eastern wall

[00:04:10] And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men several hours every day

[00:04:19] That would be the sweetest thing of all

[00:04:30] If I were a rich man

[00:04:32] Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

[00:04:38] All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

[00:04:41] If I were a wealthy man

[00:04:44] I wouldn't have to work hard

[00:04:48] Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

[00:04:53] Lord who made the lion and the lamb

[00:04:57] You decreed I should be what I am

[00:05:01] Would it spoil some vast eternal plan

[00:05:06] If I were a wealthy man