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狗娃与黑妞

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[00:00:15] 黑牛

[00:00:16] 赶上来

[00:00:18] 五个院里转转不去出去

[00:00:21] 听见啊

[00:00:25] 齐飞茹没饭

[00:00:28] 西如乱码团

[00:00:31] 分没婆

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[00:00:34] 你的

[00:00:35] 把醉

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[00:00:39] 说的对想今年四十三

[00:00:44] 再说他是转野姑姑手里多有钱

[00:00:50] 万一你万爹

[00:00:54] 他马头年

[00:00:56] 我的狗儿喝羊

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[00:01:02] 那可叫你不

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[00:01:06] 你把

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[00:01:35] 又是狗咬家了

[00:01:38] 人叫

[00:01:40] 他叫花公不在

[00:01:52] 问题没婆

[00:01:55] 来把没说

[00:01:58] 狗腕我心里瞎着话

[00:02:04] 不敢瞧着我翻墙多

[00:02:07] 酒奶奶

[00:02:08] 枪没发过又外出酒

[00:02:11] 哎哟哎哟疼坏了我

[00:02:14] 这真是

[00:02:17] 嫂竹顶门这茶

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[00:02:24] 谁呀谁哪

[00:02:26] 可能是花狗回来了

[00:02:29] 拜疯了我给你开门

[00:02:33] 天都啥时候了才怕回来

[00:02:36] 哎哟

[00:02:38] 你个鼻孙爬到门口干啥了还不赶快进去

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[00:02:44] 不是花钩

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[00:02:51] 我公

[00:02:52] 是花钩啊

[00:02:54] 吓死我了

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[00:03:02] 继续

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[00:03:13] 将我船功

[00:03:16] 我偏不传恨不能

[00:03:23] 变成真够不离穿要魅口两口冲出击你不敢

[00:03:30] 拆散俺的好银院

[00:03:38] 我天婆窗只

[00:03:42] 不离开

[00:03:48] 眼见黑牛

[00:03:52] 正与魅婆把酒钻

[00:03:55] 若是黑牛把心边

[00:03:58] 可哭了呀

[00:04:02] 狗嘛我

[00:04:03] 翻山来到这李家晚还在这儿装狗打半天

[00:04:14] 你呀你

[00:04:16] 你怎不来见见我了

[00:04:19] 就知到处去买用

[00:04:21] 挣钱

[00:04:26] 不挣钱

[00:04:27] 咋该房啊不该放能娶你

[00:04:31] 说哥

[00:04:33] 你真是叫我能忘啊哎啊你娘呢

[00:04:37] 现在说这还有啥用啊

[00:04:40] 上学的时候你老是爱学那是的三号学生毕回家你踏是坑干庄稼人吗论哥头不吃多高论身体我还过比一百六十多斤那可在人这人身上真没成身了

[00:05:00] 拿鬼一孙不想自由我来

[00:05:03] 可宝办婚姻这破规矩啊就是破不掉

[00:05:08] 那春天干灰比喻的时候你就扮城党官呢

[00:05:14] 纯灰

[00:05:16] 比鱼

[00:05:17] 春灰

[00:05:18] 遇上了下雨天对

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[00:05:23] 我到窑洞里去过余我也去了下着来吧

[00:05:28] 法里头沾个大闺女

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[00:05:34] 那不是老同学

[00:05:35] 个腕吗

[00:05:39] 黑牛啊

[00:05:42] 你看外边下多大

[00:05:45] 不怕

[00:05:46] 快进来躲躲雨吧

[00:05:48] 躲不多都行啊

[00:05:49] 快进来吧

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[00:05:59] 看你卷进来了头还给外边抡住

[00:06:03] 你往里边站点

[00:06:05] 爬啥呢

[00:06:06] 不怕不怕

[00:06:18] 看都临透了吧

[00:06:20] 没关系

[00:06:21] 我这身卖油的衣裳就管当雨衣了

[00:06:28] 嫩的衣服又论湿了下地干货轮干了没啥

[00:06:33] 我这是

[00:06:35] 给俺老娘

[00:06:36] 在春灰上买了一件衣服

[00:06:39] 那你先赔上吧可不敢你陪吧还脚冻不你了我个破男你就怕啥的那么别啥我就这都重赔你赔吧站地你拿着裳你看过来你赔拿着吧

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[00:07:02] 我的书啥我的叔叔

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[00:07:07] 我这可不是故意的

[00:07:09] 没啥没啥那我赔上了那不能赔吧

[00:07:17] 赔说吧

[00:07:35] 狗二哥

[00:07:38] 你现在买油

[00:07:40] 能算过来账啊

[00:07:42] 咋不能来我这个脑子比电子机算级都灵

[00:07:47] 那咱上中学的时候你直老去找我给你夫妻数学了

[00:07:54] 我我那是装的

[00:07:58] 我都知道

[00:08:00] 那是别有用心

[00:08:02] 那你来我咋了你咋了

[00:08:06] 你悄悄给我书包里还塞过一块手绢上头修了一对饿了

[00:08:12] 沙子那是饿那是啥那是冤洋我不知道是远呀你挺鬼

[00:08:25] 那你的日子过来还好吧

[00:08:28] 种种可好

[00:08:31] 嫂子也好吧

[00:08:33] 嫂子

[00:08:34] 还没有歌

[00:08:35] 我是问你了两年多不见了家里改添个小狗味了吧小狗味

[00:08:43] 俺家里还没有下崽的人了

[00:08:47] 你穷啥

[00:08:54] 黑牛

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[00:09:00] 日子过得也好吧钟啊差不多

[00:09:04] 差不多

[00:09:06] 挪我了诺了

[00:09:09] 咱俺家那酒放边上舔了三间心花放

[00:09:13] 该舔人口了吧舔了一口谁呀

[00:09:17] 饿嫂子呗还有谁呀

[00:09:20] 吓了我一跳

[00:09:24] 我还以为你找着家来了

[00:09:26] 看你说了

[00:09:28] 你比我大两岁还不记了

[00:09:30] 我是黄啥了谁说不急我早就想去找你找我弄啥

[00:09:38] 商量商量呗

[00:09:40] 商量啥

[00:09:44] 能知道

[00:09:47] 我知道啥

[00:09:49] 你肯定知道

[00:09:50] 我不知道

[00:09:54] 就是

[00:09:56] 那个事么

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[00:09:59] 是啥事啊

[00:10:01] 还非说出来不重

[00:10:03] 那你不说

[00:10:05] 我会知道

[00:10:07] 就是

[00:10:10] 还真说不出来

[00:10:13] 你要真说不出来

[00:10:15] 托人倒俺家说

[00:10:18] 你种啊对对就这事吗你啥时候来了不出几年哪用

[00:10:24] 男俺可登了

[00:10:26] 你说话算数

[00:10:29] 俺要说不赖俺就是那个何琳那个老鳖

[00:10:33] 你谁让你独咒了

[00:10:39] 奶怕真亲

[00:10:42] 花你吉嘛

[00:10:45] 想你的咖

[00:10:47] 脸带如同家弹别吉哪啦

[00:10:51] 早酒香

[00:10:53] 亲自等门送订魂礼呀

[00:10:58] 可用怕

[00:11:01] 他爹

[00:11:02] 不认

[00:11:06] 丢脸皮啊

[00:11:15] 不莲吧

[00:11:17] 今天是念三事

[00:11:19] 等过了争二爷人都叫人也该太糟了我看你咋办

[00:11:28] 华钩

[00:11:29] 你也为我难过了

[00:11:32] 这姑爷同日意呀

[00:11:35] 咱着夕相处你嘴理解我了咋死了你说没人来提亲了我能答应吗

[00:11:44] 不能俺宫二哥家有个老娘啊需要人着了

[00:11:49] 我要叫别人太糟了俺跟我二哥

[00:11:53] 他们咋办

[00:12:00] 你拜苦了女苦洗灵

[00:12:03] 越难受

[00:12:20] 你饿了吧

[00:12:22] 你短完饭

[00:12:24] 这时候还是又一无也吃不下

[00:12:28] 今天是几念了最后一个弯伤

[00:12:32] 你说俺钩二哥

[00:12:34] 他肺来吗

[00:12:36] 这不是遭赖了吗

[00:12:39] 你怎快说话呀你

[00:12:43] 这才摔完了消化钩了

[00:12:46] 你是谁

[00:12:48] 我是那狗二八哥快快哥

[00:12:57] 外边又累了一条沟

[00:12:59] 嘴快出去

[00:13:02] 朵二哥金脚没出去

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[00:13:07] 哥二哥

[00:13:08] 我在这儿

[00:13:09] 你早赖了哥不

[00:13:12] 要住了没要住了要出哪了快让我窜开回躲

[00:13:17] 要的不是地方那要住那儿了

[00:13:19] 屁股

[00:13:22] 那你自己肉揉吧猪哥狗二哥

[00:13:26] 咱这事咋说呀咋说呀那眉包不是都赖了那你不是也赖了

[00:13:32] 对你进去找俺爹吧

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[00:13:36] 提亲踢真不敢干那你去吧

[00:13:40] 你先把院门大开干啥

[00:13:43] 万一弄爹抄家伙我好有个腿路

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[00:13:50] 咋把院门上上呢有傻时候了你还找腿路了你咋带上啊

[00:13:55] 我不退

[00:13:57] 你去吧我去

[00:14:00] 我去

[00:14:01] 你穿的这是啥小棉袄啊

[00:14:04] 就你的麦用了烂面袄又传来了好衣服在里头怕弄咋了张快脱了吧快让俺爹看见了恶心装等主

[00:14:22] 穿了驴啥呀

[00:14:24] 咱了真啥谁啊

[00:14:26] 西装

[00:14:27] 西装

[00:14:29] 还带了跟红狸巾

[00:14:32] 啥子那是啥这是膘带

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[00:14:38] 管你去吧不去

[00:14:45] 我娶了个咋说了你进去先尊成一声俺爹

[00:14:50] 这我会先尊称一声爹不对

[00:14:53] 现在可不敢叫底

[00:14:56] 得叫大叔

[00:14:58] 大叔就说咱俩吃老同学可我好了两年多了你可得成全俺哪劝俺呢就这样被慌了

[00:15:06] 学会了没有学会了你说说金门先尊称一声

[00:15:12] 大叔

[00:15:13] 咱俩是老同学了好老二念多了不对

[00:15:18] 你跟爹可不敢说咱们俩得说我们俩恁俩是老同学不对

[00:15:24] 你我我们俩对可不是我们俩是老同学了好了二年多了那可要成称全安哪就是就这样去吧我去了

[00:15:38] 啥来着大大叔我们俩是老同学了吗好老了怎

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[00:15:46] 站住

[00:15:48] 看看你吓成啥吧谁害怕那你跑啥了我我看院门啥好没有怕狗进来我想你怕完爹了是怕你爹

[00:16:00] 重爹又不过这个只篓虎一定去你笑什么呀咋着

[00:16:04] 咋说了笑什么烧春点干啥大他还干嘛我咋说了我就不信了他邪了杜我二哥别关哥杜大哥

[00:16:13] 子咋说管愿你爹吵家伙

[00:16:16] 你可炮派点

[00:16:18] 我明白他来屁气快听说过他一记拿起来啥倒是这俺子再说了不说了你去吧

[00:16:27] 我去了你去吧

[00:16:32] 我许了你去吧

[00:16:35] 大黄不黄慢说慢慢说

[00:16:40] 你得进去说呀这不是进去说了吗你你得往你走啊我这不是碗里走了吗姐你跟紧去我这不是进了吗我是亲着吗你

[00:16:53] 呀你去谁

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[00:16:57] 咱俩去老头去好啊叶祖上知道碰降了