《The Window Cleaner (No 2)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Window Cleaner (No 2) - George Formby

[00:00:00] Written by：F E Cliffe/George Formby/H Gifford

[00:00:09] You've heard about my capers when windows I've to clean

[00:00:14] Now I'd like to tell you of a few more things I've seen

[00:00:19] I've seen Miss Thompson in her flat take off her shoes her coat and hat

[00:00:23] I've seen her take off more than that when I'm cleaning windows

[00:00:28] At a ladies school I call one girl flirts with me and all

[00:00:33] I'm insured in case I fall when I'm cleaning windows

[00:00:38] All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be

[00:00:42] It's not my fault I see a lot of things I shouldn't see

[00:00:47] To overcrowded flats I've been sixteen in one bed I've seen

[00:00:52] With a lodger tucked up in between when I'm cleaning windows

[00:00:57] Old soldiers never die they say now I don't want to pass away

[00:01:01] I kick the bucket every day when I'm cleaning windows

[00:01:06] Through working at such dizzy heights I dream about my job at night

[00:01:11] I polish my wife's thin gummy tights and think I'm cleaning windows

[00:01:16] All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be

[00:01:20] It's not my fault I see a lot of things I shouldn't see

[00:01:25] The newlyweds at number six somehow the curtains they can't fix

[00:01:30] They play some lovely parlour tricks

[00:01:32] When I'm cleaning windows

[00:01:35] Now lots of girls I've had to jilt for they admire the way I'm built

[00:01:40] It's a good job I don't wear a kilt when I'm cleaning windows

[00:01:44] At the coronation I'll commence to work where crowds are very dense

[00:01:49] And let me stand for eighteen pence instead of cleaning windows

[00:01:54] All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be

[00:01:59] It's not my fault I see a lot of things I shouldn't see

[00:02:04] At eight o'clock a girl she wakes at five past eight a bath she takes

[00:02:09] At ten past eight my ladder breaks when I'm cleaning windows