《Sad Raps》歌词

[00:00:00] Sad Raps - T.J. Miller/Ugly Duckling

[00:00:11] All those a** won't see at night niggas

[00:00:13] All those a** won't see at night niggas

[00:00:16] All those a** won't see at night niggas

[00:00:19] All those a** won't see at night niggas

[00:00:20] These are the sad raps

[00:00:23] For the moment when your happy lapses

[00:00:26] These are the sad sad raps

[00:00:29] For the times when you are down

[00:00:31] These are the sad sad raps

[00:00:34] For the moment when your happy lapses

[00:00:36] These are the sad sad raps

[00:00:39] For the times when we are down

[00:00:42] I walk staring at my feet in the dead leaves

[00:00:45] People mocking me like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree

[00:00:47] Just last week

[00:00:48] My crew went to see the Lakers

[00:00:50] They didn't invite me though

[00:00:51] I heard about it later

[00:00:53] I went to Skid Row and tried to hang around

[00:00:55] But they made me leave

[00:00:56] Said I was bringing people down

[00:00:58] They won't even let me volunteer at a hospice

[00:01:00] I lose my keys

[00:01:02] Just so I can talk to locksmiths

[00:01:03] And my love life is moving pretty slow

[00:01:05] Last time I had a date

[00:01:07] MTV was showing videos

[00:01:09] The operator won't even take my call

[00:01:11] I couldn't get a yes from a bobblehead doll

[00:01:14] I think I'd settle for some eye contact

[00:01:16] 'Cause I couldn't feel alive if I was high on crack

[00:01:19] Sally Struthers said that I was making her depressed

[00:01:21] How long I can go on

[00:01:23] That's anybody's guess

[00:01:24] My depression sets in from childhood neglection

[00:01:27] At times I find myself standing in the intersection

[00:01:30] Some people say that dogs are man's best friend

[00:01:32] So why does Elvis run away

[00:01:33] When I'm calling him

[00:01:35] The suicide hotline had me holding half the night

[00:01:37] Overdosed on vitamins then brought back to life

[00:01:40] I could only hope

[00:01:41] For a sympathy vote

[00:01:42] Bought tickets for a singles cruise

[00:01:44] Then missed the boat

[00:01:46] All those a** won't see at night niggas

[00:01:48] All those a** won't see at night niggas

[00:01:50] I feel alone

[00:01:52] I got no peeps

[00:01:53] I'd say three out of seven nights I cry myself to sleep

[00:01:56] I'm the saddest dude alive you'll never see me smile

[00:01:58] I feel confined

[00:01:59] Even when I freestyle

[00:02:01] You can sit here and talk sh*t or berate me

[00:02:03] But I'm probably the best at being self deprecating

[00:02:06] Rather be asleep than awake stay drunk in bed

[00:02:09] They say it's a symptom

[00:02:10] I say it's escape

[00:02:12] Most women who date me end up fed up

[00:02:14] I'm the only guy who speed dates

[00:02:15] And people ask to be sped up

[00:02:17] The saddest part of life is the whole thing

[00:02:19] The weather's bad when I arrive 'cause that's what I bring

[00:02:22] You think there's a rapper that's sadder I'm flattered

[00:02:24] I was born a CEO

[00:02:25] And made my way down the corporate ladder

[00:02:27] Saying my only option's masturbating is an understatement

[00:02:30] I get bent then I call my mom to vent

[00:02:32] And on Ash Wednesday

[00:02:35] I give up hope for Lent

[00:02:36] I give up hope for Lent

[00:02:38] These are the sad raps

[00:02:40] For the moment when your happy lapses

[00:02:43] These are the sad sad raps

[00:02:46] For the times when you are down

[00:02:48] These are the sad sad raps

[00:02:51] For the moment when your happy lapses

[00:02:54] These are the sad sad raps

[00:02:56] For the times when we are down

[00:03:00] All those a** won't see at night niggas

[00:03:01] I'm pretty down on myself in general

[00:03:03] Won't see at night niggas

[00:03:05] All those a** won't see at night niggas

[00:03:07] All those a**

[00:03:08] Even the beat doesn't want to be around me