《Battle Of The Century， Part V (Vs. T.J. Miller)》歌词

[00:00:00] Battle Of The Century, Part V (Vs. T.J. Miller) - T.J. Miller

[00:00:02] Our last battle was amazing

[00:00:04] But it ain't the last battle

[00:00:06] No this is the last battle

[00:00:08] We've got all star emissario

[00:00:10] TJ miller goin' up against

[00:00:12] The second degree black belt kung fu of rhyme

[00:00:15] TJ miller in a slightly lower pitch

[00:00:18] So check it out y'all

[00:00:19] TJ versus tj in this battle 'til death

[00:00:22] Winner takes all

[00:00:24] Battle battle battle battle

[00:00:29] TJ miller aka the stone cold killer

[00:00:32] Work with the big fives still waitin' on stiller

[00:00:35] Hustler hustlin' since '03 you know me

[00:00:38] It's tj miller the barely an mc

[00:00:40] Got money for days for weeks even

[00:00:42] I'm the demigod so haters are heathens

[00:00:46] Spit so fast it's a wonder I'm still breathin'

[00:00:48] Could've been you when I was a baby

[00:00:50] Before I started teethin'

[00:00:51] Forgot your name I'll call you t gay buttfiller

[00:00:54] The only assassination you make is your a buzzkiller

[00:00:56] I spit surrepticious

[00:00:58] With the daggers and the clothescloaks

[00:00:59] I'm a real rapper you stick to tellin' d*ck jokes

[00:01:02] I'm the nicest rapper alive not polite

[00:01:04] Tko you already lost we didn't start the fight

[00:01:07] Quit standup you're the worst word to god

[00:01:10] You should quit movies and tv stick to improv

[00:01:12] Clover failed oh no we got a bleeder

[00:01:15] Look everyone it's the poor man's jon heder

[00:01:18] I'm jon heder nah I'm not a mormon let the gates down

[00:01:21] You're the queen of the castle that I'm stormin'

[00:01:23] Talk sh*t about standup you're like those improv snobs

[00:01:26] I'll see you all in five years at your day jobs

[00:01:29] What's that you didn't care for my comedy

[00:01:31] Well please exit to the left and buy my cd

[00:01:34] Ran from the monster trained a couple dragons

[00:01:36] Couldn't stop the train

[00:01:37] 'Cause ethan suplee and me were laggin'

[00:01:39] I'm the big cheese call me Mr stilton

[00:01:42] You bit the d*ck that feeds you you're perez hilton

[00:01:44] Oh good another fro'd

[00:01:45] Out white guy tryn'a big screen it

[00:01:47] We've seen it it wasn't very good I'm serious I mean it

[00:01:50] This guy's up a paddle without a creek

[00:01:52] Here's some news for you everyone's out of your league

[00:01:55] Dude looks like seth rogen looks like jason segel

[00:01:58] Dude even kinda looks like prince william not as regal

[00:02:01] Talk sh*t and you can act like I care

[00:02:03] Lest we forget tj you were yogi bear

[00:02:05] Wait hold up that's a piece

[00:02:07] Of groundbreaking cinema

[00:02:08] That's axiomatic from front

[00:02:09] To back like a palindrome about panama

[00:02:11] In case you didn't remember I'm from f**king denver

[00:02:14] MC's get drawn and quartered as well as dismembered

[00:02:16] Like mike judge I'm always ahead of the curb

[00:02:19] Extract what you know about me and what you heard

[00:02:22] If you dislike boredom yo I'm the cure

[00:02:24] Wash your hands with purell because you're impure

[00:02:27] The jet setting betting there'll be a yogi 2 and if not

[00:02:30] Here's a message from my money f**k you

[00:02:32] Your raps suck pocket ham and a clock collection

[00:02:35] And it's my understanding

[00:02:36] You rarely achieve an erection

[00:02:37] You have trouble holding down a real relationship

[00:02:40] You *sshole when I give someone

[00:02:41] A brand new one it's you I rip

[00:02:43] Toddler body your face looks like god was tired

[00:02:46] I'm the donald trump card you're fired

[00:02:48] Third rate movies tv shows all got cancelled

[00:02:51] You're bad at hip hop why not try dancehall

[00:02:54] You're the never gonna be and the never was

[00:02:56] New math any movie without you that's a plus

[00:02:59] Can't keep it together

[00:03:00] And you're always missin' shows

[00:03:01] Can't keep the rhythm and it shows in your flows

[00:03:04] You're irresponsible you're barely a man

[00:03:07] Pasty white motherf**ker

[00:03:08] You'd be cream coloured with a tan

[00:03:10] How you got a career for a sandwich

[00:03:11] For years I've wondered

[00:03:12] Go back to the rock you crawled out from under

[00:03:15] Don't worry about whether or not you're gonna blow it

[00:03:17] It'll all be gone before you even know it

[00:03:20] You're the worst of the worst it won't work out

[00:03:22] Stars burn bright tj

[00:03:24] You just burned out out out out out