《Battle Of The Century， Part Ii (Vs. Pete Holmes)》歌词

[00:00:00] Battle Of The Century, Part Ii (Vs. Pete Holmes) - T.J. Miller

[00:00:02] That last battle was crazy y'all

[00:00:04] And we're still here in the thunder dome

[00:00:06] Nobody's safe

[00:00:07] My next man comin' up to y'all is your man

[00:00:11] T J Miller

[00:00:12] The only person who can battle a bear

[00:00:14] That's right y'all Yogi Bear y'all

[00:00:16] It ain't fair y'all

[00:00:17] And his challenger you know who he is

[00:00:20] And if you don't know get

[00:00:21] VH1 you broke mother f**kers

[00:00:23] He's the voice of the e trade baby y'all

[00:00:26] Y'all know him as Pete Holmes

[00:00:28] But we all know him as it ain't safe to go Holmes

[00:00:31] Battle battle

[00:00:37] I don't need to battle rap

[00:00:38] Beat your a** with a snapple cap

[00:00:40] Sip an Arnold Palmer diss your

[00:00:41] A** with the 'fun fact'

[00:00:42] No time to react shut

[00:00:43] You down like c b g b

[00:00:45] No one likes you everybody loves me

[00:00:48] It's easy to see this MC has you beat

[00:00:50] I'm so good at rappin'

[00:00:51] Aziz's got bits about meetin' me

[00:00:53] She's outta my league you're

[00:00:54] Otta your depth put it to rest

[00:00:55] You put the 'bad' in breaking

[00:00:57] Bad without even cooking meth

[00:00:58] Sh*t's sterile your hair

[00:01:00] Looks like Will Ferrell

[00:01:01] I just lynch your a** like motherlovin' Merrill

[00:01:04] Is your name Merrill Imma call you Merrill

[00:01:06] More Splenda Merrill purse dog Merrill

[00:01:09] Hey hey stop calling me Merrill for a second okay

[00:01:11] You're supposed to take a break

[00:01:12] That was longer than you're suppose to take

[00:01:14] And why what is with the rhymes like

[00:01:15] A bunch of that stuff was really hurtful

[00:01:17] I thought that was the idea

[00:01:18] My league stuff

[00:01:18] And I wasn't even in breaking bad

[00:01:20] The Aziz thing was funny what's up with the like

[00:01:23] You don't say someone's sterile on their album

[00:01:27] I'm sorry

[00:01:27] Shut the f**k up man

[00:01:28] We can do it again

[00:01:29] Yeah no thanks for coming on the album

[00:01:30] Wait T T J

[00:01:34] Alright

[00:01:37] T J T J mad talented he's like a freak

[00:01:41] I loved him in 'get him to the Greek'

[00:01:43] Gulliver's Travels I feel like a sellout now

[00:01:46] Yeah making children smile

[00:01:49] You f**king sensitive rich p**sy