《Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner》歌词

[00:00:00] He told me that I knew just what to laugh at

[00:00:05] And I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back

[00:00:09] So I could know for certain

[00:00:14] So on the bench I watched his left hand crossing

[00:00:18] While doubling entendres with the voicings

[00:00:22] He said "oh darling, you're charming, please don't find it alarming

[00:00:27] If I pull this stop out to free up a hand for heavy petting"

[00:00:32] Now there there

[00:00:34] I'm a friendly man

[00:00:36] I joke about sex because it's funny when you're frightened

[00:00:48] So silently I sat and turned the pages

[00:00:52] Recalculating our respective ages

[00:00:56] Over my shoulder he muttered if I get any older

[00:01:01] You can hack my wrists off with your choice of objects, now I'm kidding!

[00:01:06] Don't be scared

[00:01:08] I'm a friendly man

[00:01:10] I joke about death because its funny when you're frightened

[00:01:22] This is as far as I could get he jabbed a needle in my neck

[00:01:26] Erasing all the evidence but there were matchsticks in my pants

[00:01:31] And if a rock should hit my head and I remember what he did

[00:01:35] You'll be there very first to know

[00:01:37] Maybe I'll find out why this damn thing wont stop bleeding

[00:01:50] He told me that I showed a great potential

[00:01:54] That given I turned heads and pages fame would be a piece of cake but

[00:01:59] Practice was essential

[00:02:03] So like a stupid child I believed it

[00:02:07] And golly who would ever had agreed if

[00:02:11] I had been Schubert or Mozart

[00:02:14] Devoted to the fine art of perfecting absolutely everything inconsequential

[00:02:21] Don't be sad I'll come back again

[00:02:25] I joke about trash cause it takes class to be enlightened

[00:02:36] So several decades have gone by

[00:02:39] I am still sitting by his side

[00:02:41] I turn the pages faithfully

[00:02:44] He turns his head and smiles at me

[00:02:45] And with a wink he said "I doubt

[00:02:48] We would be anywhere without

[00:02:50] Your gift for keeping truth and consequence from meeting"