《The Bard’s Secret》歌词

[00:02:28] A word in your ear if I may...

[00:02:28] Well met, stranger

[00:02:28] Elated to make your acquaintance

[00:02:28] Now, may I entertain you with some quotations over cadence?

[00:02:28] You see, I bear some rare, amazing information

[00:02:28] And you look like someone who is used to strange situations

[00:02:28] There is a hidden portal within the Bard's College

[00:02:28] I was brought through, an immortal to impart knowledge

[00:02:28] About an other-wordly form of Redguard sonnet

[00:02:28] They took a thumping drum beat and said bars on it

[00:02:28] I wandered through Solitude, departed Haafingar

[00:02:28] Past Hjaalmarch, through The Reach, east of Markarth

[00:02:28] I reached the Whiterun Hold

[00:02:28] I preached in rhyme and told the people

[00:02:28] That the need to speak was higher than the price of gold

[00:02:28] Nothing can beat soul, not even sweet rolls

[00:02:28] I've got it locked like a pick stuck in a keyhole

[00:02:28] I leave you wee trolls wishing that you'd re-rolled

[00:02:28] By the Nine Divines, my rhyme's a sight to behold

[00:02:28] My freeholds are threefold

[00:02:28] I rock the property chain

[00:02:28] 'Cause I'm the top bloody Thane in this Monopoly game

[00:02:28] So you'd better watch the throne, Stormcloak

[00:02:28] 'Cause you're getting overthrown by an ordinary bloke

[00:02:28] It's high time Skyrim had a new High King

[00:02:28] And I like hiking - it's quite exciting :)

[00:02:28] I'm descended from the Vikings back in my kingdom

[00:02:28] But my lyric writing's better than my skill at fighting

[00:02:28] My pen is mightier than swords; it's the right choice

[00:02:28] They call me "MF Thu'um" when I use my Voice

[00:02:28] With each rap, my Speechcraft keeps stacking

[00:02:28] If you could see the graph, you'd actually be laughing

[00:02:28] You'll never sound as fresh, I'm a rockstar

[00:02:28] I climb the seven thousand steps to High Hrothgar

[00:02:28] Like Jurgen Windcaller, my words'll bring more disorder

[00:02:28] Than mixing Skooma in an Orcish brigand's drink order

[00:02:28] A bawdy bard that raps, my Voice'll cause your cart to crash

[00:02:28] Your horse's armor cracks under the awesome force of Paarthurnax

[00:02:28] But here's the secret I needed to tell:

[00:02:28] You can be an MC with me aswell

[00:02:28] Forget the Blades, me and you don't need the Greybeards

[00:02:28] Who are Mehrunes Dagon and the Daedra to an atheist?

[00:02:28] Mages, take your Spell Tome and go the hell home

[00:02:28] 'Cause who needs boots of speed when we've got shell toes?

[00:02:28] And, so whether you drink Honeymead or Alto

[00:02:28] Be sure that Dan'll smelt flows 'til all of Tamriel knows

[00:02:28] You should use the bars of the bard deep inside you

[00:02:28] And 'til we meet again, friend: Talos guide you

[00:02:28] Talos guide you