《Introduction》歌词

[00:00:00] If you've ever been on television more than 5 times

[00:00:01] Discribing what the tornadoe sounded like

[00:00:01] You might be a redneck

[00:00:02] If you've ever cut your grass and found a car

[00:00:03] You might be a redneck

[00:00:03] If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade

[00:00:05] You might be a redneck

[00:00:05] If you've ever been too drunk to fish

[00:00:06] If somebody asks to see your ID

[00:00:07] And you show them your belt buckle

[00:00:07] If every day somebody comes

[00:00:08] To your house mistakenly thinking your having a

[00:00:09] Yard sale

[00:00:09] If you've ever had to haul a can of paint

[00:00:10] To the top of a water tower to defend

[00:00:11] Your sister's honor

[00:00:12] You might be a redneck

[00:00:12] If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain

[00:00:13] You might be a redneck

[00:00:13] They always make fun of the way I talk

[00:00:14] I keep telling them I said your gonna be

[00:00:15] Real surprised when you get into the habit in st

[00:00:16] Petersburg and say

[00:00:17] Y'all get into the truck

[00:00:17] We goin up to the big house

[00:00:18] If you've ever financed a tattoo

[00:00:19] If you've ever made change in the offering plate

[00:00:20] You might be a redneck

[00:00:20] We have words in the south

[00:00:21] They don't have in other parts of the country

[00:00:21] Now

[00:00:22] You come to the south

[00:00:22] We have words like

[00:00:23] Yu'nt to

[00:00:23] We goin to the mall

[00:00:23] Yu'nt to

[00:00:23] What letter does that start with

[00:00:24] Does anybody know

[00:00:24] I like this word alot

[00:00:25] Aight

[00:00:25] That's a word in Texas

[00:00:26] Aight

[00:00:26] Round lunch time every day

[00:00:26] You'll hear somebody say

[00:00:27] Hey jeet yet

[00:00:27] Naw

[00:00:27] Dju

[00:00:27] Yu'nt to

[00:00:28] Aight

[00:00:28] If you go to the family reunion to meet women

[00:00:29] If you smoked during your wedding

[00:00:30] You might be a redneck

[00:00:30] And last but not least

[00:00:31] If you see a sign that says say no to crack

[00:00:31] And it reminds you to pull your jeans up

[00:00:32] You might be a redneck