《You Might Be a Redneck If...》歌词

[00:00:07] If you've ever been on television more than 5 times

[00:00:10] discribing what the tornadoe sounded like...

[00:00:14] You might be a redneck.

[00:00:18] If you've ever cut your grass and found a car...

[00:00:24] you might be a redneck.

[00:00:26] If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade...

[00:00:33] you might be a redneck.

[00:00:41] If you've ever been too drunk to fish...

[00:00:49] If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

[00:00:54] If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale.

[00:00:59] If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to defend your sister's honor.

[00:01:08] You might be a redneck.

[00:01:15] If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...

[00:01:21] you might be a redneck.

[00:01:24] They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be

[00:01:26] real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say,

[00:01:28] "Yo'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house."

[00:01:34] If you've ever financed a tattoo...

[00:01:39] If you've ever made change in the offering plate...

[00:01:40] you might be a redneck.

[00:01:45] we have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country.

[00:01:47] Now, you come to the south, we have words like... you'ant to.

[00:01:49] We goin to the mall, you'ant to?

[00:01:49] What letter does that start with, does anybody know?

[00:01:51] I like this word alot... aight.

[00:01:52] That's a word in Texas... aight.

[00:01:53] Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say,

[00:01:54] "hey didja eat yet, naw, didju?You'ant to. Aight."

[00:01:58] If you go to the family reunion to meet women...

[00:02:04] If you smoked during your wedding...

[00:02:12] you might be a redneck.

[00:02:20] And last but not least

[00:02:22] if you see a sign that says say no to crack,

[00:02:25] and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...

[00:02:34] you might be a redneck.