《Here’s Your Sign》歌词

[00:00:02] I just hate stupid people

[00:00:03] They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid

[00:00:05] That way you wouldn't rely on them would you

[00:00:09] You wouldn't ask them anything It would be like Excuse me oops

[00:00:17] Never mind

[00:00:23] I didn't see your sign

[00:00:25] It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house

[00:00:29] Was full

[00:00:30] Of boxes and there was a u Haul truck in our driveway

[00:00:34] My friend comes over and says Hey You moving

[00:00:39] Nope

[00:00:41] We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week Just to see how many

[00:00:53] Boxes it takes

[00:01:00] Here's your sign

[00:01:04] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:01:13] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:01:17] Modern man

[00:01:18] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:01:26] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:01:32] A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled

[00:01:35] His boat

[00:01:35] Into the dock I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on

[00:01:38] The dock

[00:01:38] Goes Hey yall catch all them fish

[00:01:41] Nope

[00:01:43] Talked 'em into giving up

[00:01:47] Here's your sign

[00:01:54] I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was

[00:01:59] Playing with his little friend and he hit his friend and I went up to

[00:02:02] Him

[00:02:05] And I said Hey

[00:02:12] Smacks his boy

[00:02:14] We don't hit He looked up at me

[00:02:23] Like Here's your sign dad

[00:02:30] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:02:51] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:02:56] Modern man

[00:03:00] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:03:15] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:03:19] I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel there

[00:03:33] Was a guy

[00:03:37] Inventing a shark bite suit There's only one way to test that

[00:03:45] Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good They want

[00:03:54] You to jump

[00:04:00] Into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite

[00:04:12] You

[00:04:13] Well allright hold my sign I don't wanna loose it

[00:04:26] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:04:32] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:04:39] Modern man

[00:04:43] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:05:01] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:05:05] Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire I pulled my

[00:05:12] Truck into one

[00:05:18] Of these side of the road gas statioons the attendant walks out looks

[00:05:41] At my truck

[00:05:46] Looks at me I swear to GOD he went Tire go flat

[00:05:48] I couldn't resist

[00:05:52] I said Nope

[00:05:56] No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on

[00:05:58] Me

[00:05:59] Here's your sign

[00:06:03] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:06:09] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:06:21] Modern man

[00:06:25] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:06:30] People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds

[00:06:39] Here's your sign

[00:06:42] We were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the

[00:06:53] House drove the

[00:06:56] Car around for about 45 minutes We get back to the house he gets out

[00:07:08] Of the car reaches down

[00:07:15] And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot

[00:07:24] See

[00:07:29] If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him