《(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs (”Hairspray”)》歌词

[00:00:00] (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs ("Hairspray") - Michelle Pfeiffer

[00:00:04] Front step

[00:00:04] Cha cha cha

[00:00:05] Back step cha cha cha

[00:00:07] Side step

[00:00:08] Front step

[00:00:09] Back

[00:00:09] And turn

[00:00:11] Oh my god

[00:00:11] Penny

[00:00:11] There's link

[00:00:13] Link

[00:00:14] I can't believe

[00:00:14] I'm really here auditioning

[00:00:16] I can't believe

[00:00:16] I'm really here watching you audition

[00:00:18] Fron't step

[00:00:19] Cha cha cha

[00:00:20] Back step cha cha cha

[00:00:21] Side step

[00:00:22] Front step

[00:00:23] Back and

[00:00:24] Oh amber

[00:00:25] Look at this motly crew oh

[00:00:28] This town has sure gone

[00:00:28] Down hill since

[00:00:30] I was crowned miss

[00:00:31] Oh mother not more ancient history

[00:00:32] Oh my god how times have changed

[00:00:35] This girls must be blind

[00:00:37] Or completely deranged

[00:00:39] But times seem to halt

[00:00:41] When I was miss baltimore crabs

[00:00:44] Amber that move is far too dirty

[00:00:46] Mother wake up from

[00:00:47] That dream of yours this isn't 1930

[00:00:50] You can laugh but life's a test

[00:00:53] Don't do this don't do that

[00:00:55] Remember

[00:00:56] Mother knows best

[00:00:57] And the crowns in the vault from

[00:00:59] When I won miss baltimore crabs

[00:01:02] These steps are perfect ammunition

[00:01:04] Let me show you how you mommy dear

[00:01:06] Took out the competition

[00:01:08] Girls go get

[00:01:10] Boys let's rumba

[00:01:11] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

[00:01:15] Those poor runner ups

[00:01:17] Might still hold some grudges

[00:01:19] They padded their cups

[00:01:20] But I screwed the judges

[00:01:22] Those broads thought

[00:01:23] They'd win if a plate

[00:01:25] They would spin in their dance

[00:01:27] Ha ha ha not a chance

[00:01:30] Boys put me down

[00:01:31] Oh good morning ladies

[00:01:33] Let's see what you got

[00:01:35] Twist twist twist twist

[00:01:37] Mashed potato mambo

[00:01:38] Ready begin

[00:01:40] On my show you'll never find

[00:01:41] A thrusting hip or bump and grind

[00:01:43] What's that

[00:01:43] A dance for flees and tics

[00:01:45] Oh you should have seen my bag of tricks

[00:01:47] I hit the stage

[00:01:49] Batons ablaze

[00:01:51] While belting aida

[00:01:52] And preparing souflees

[00:01:54] But that triple somersault

[00:01:56] Is how I clinched miss baltimore crabs

[00:02:29] Proceed

[00:02:30] Are you scared we're on live

[00:02:32] No I'm sure I can cope

[00:02:33] Well this show isn't broadcast in

[00:02:36] Cinema scope

[00:02:37] I never drink one chocolate malt

[00:02:39] No deserts for miss baltimore crabs

[00:02:44] This one will never get a date

[00:02:46] In those hand me down clothes

[00:02:48] Ha kid she'll never get a date

[00:02:50] Till daddy buy her a new nose

[00:02:51] I would say

[00:02:52] OI guvilut

[00:02:53] If I wasn't miss baltimore crabs

[00:02:59] Do you dance like you dress

[00:03:00] Amber theres no need to be cruel

[00:03:02] Would you swim in an integrated pool

[00:03:06] I sure would I'm all 4 integration

[00:03:08] It's the new frontier

[00:03:10] Not in baltimore it isn't

[00:03:12] And may I be frank

[00:03:14] First impressions can be tough

[00:03:15] And when I saw you I knew

[00:03:17] If your size weren't enough

[00:03:19] Your last answer just blew it

[00:03:21] And so my dear

[00:03:23] So short and stout

[00:03:25] You'll never be in

[00:03:26] So were kicking you out

[00:03:28] With your form and your fate

[00:03:30] O it isn't your fault

[00:03:32] Just down with a case of

[00:03:34] Miss baltimore crabs

[00:03:42] Ergh you may go

[00:03:44] I'm

[00:03:44] Thank you

[00:03:46] I think they secretly liked you

[00:03:51] May I please audition

[00:03:52] Of course not

[00:03:53] But you can bow and exalt

[00:03:55] 'Cause I am miss baltimore crabs

[00:04:01] Crabs crabs

[00:04:04] Crabs