《I’m Bo Yo(Live|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm Bo Yo (Live) - Bo Burnham

[00:00:00] Let's rock this shit

[00:00:01] I don't know if all boy scouts are gay

[00:00:03] As they could probably tie

[00:00:04] The knot in like fifty different way's

[00:00:05] I got a safe full o' cherries

[00:00:07] Cause I pop it and lock it

[00:00:08] A girl's like a fridge

[00:00:10] Once a week you should stock it

[00:00:11] Girl if your into a rimmin

[00:00:12] It's only safe if your swimming

[00:00:13] But girl don't sit on that couch

[00:00:15] 'Cause I treat my objects like women

[00:00:16] I spit fire like I just blew a demon

[00:00:18] My shit's so hot I'll leave

[00:00:19] The toilet bowl steamin'

[00:00:21] I'm gonna tear it

[00:00:22] Like the cards of the gypsies

[00:00:23] Youth bleed for so long

[00:00:24] You'll get monthly ellipses

[00:00:25] If the pants are loose I'll replete ya

[00:00:28] You're a first time vegan

[00:00:29] And it's nice to meet ya

[00:00:30] I'm Bo yo

[00:00:31] I'm the greatest rappa eva

[00:00:32] And I'll weather your weather

[00:00:33] Whether you think I'm clever or not

[00:00:34] Think your better your not

[00:00:35] Don't need a sweater

[00:00:36] I'm a real G shawty that

[00:00:38] Can really find your G-spot

[00:00:39] Woah yeah What the f**k's a G-spot

[00:00:47] Go to a Vagina orchard count 1 2 3

[00:00:50] Spin that plant around

[00:00:51] You got a third world country

[00:00:54] Yo that's right consider yourself warned

[00:00:58] I'm offensive and creative

[00:00:59] Like handicapped porn

[00:01:00] Your playing with your breasts

[00:01:02] Excuse me can I try it ma'am

[00:01:03] Your pushin' 'em together

[00:01:04] Like a titty Venn Diagram

[00:01:06] Look at that crack

[00:01:06] Excuse me can I buy a gram

[00:01:08] Right below your diaphragm ass

[00:01:09] Looks like your hidin' ham

[00:01:11] First base we're making out

[00:01:12] Yeah second base

[00:01:13] I'm getting faked out

[00:01:14] Third base I'm getting take out

[00:01:16] And I'd try to take it home

[00:01:18] If I knew I'd take it out

[00:01:19] But I just don't know

[00:01:20] I said I just don't care

[00:01:21] I said my flow's so cold I need

[00:01:23] A tampon from a polar bear

[00:01:25] And you can spell and smell my stink

[00:01:26] B O lingers and it makes you think

[00:01:28] 'Cause I'm Bo yo

[00:01:29] And I'm the greatest rappa eva

[00:01:30] And I'll weather your weather

[00:01:31] Whether you think I'm clever or not

[00:01:33] Think your better your not

[00:01:34] Don't need a sweater

[00:01:35] I'm a real G shawty that

[00:01:36] Can really find your G-spot

[00:01:38] Woah yeah provided that you

[00:01:40] Point me in the general direction

[00:01:47] 'Cause girls are like donuts

[00:01:48] When I be bustin Bo nuts

[00:01:49] I can make em cream-filled

[00:01:50] Or give them a layer of glaze

[00:01:51] I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter

[00:01:53] Whenever I meet her

[00:01:54] Because I skeet her so hard

[00:01:55] Peaople call her Patty Mayonnaise

[00:02:00] Yo hey my girl is epileptic cause she's

[00:02:04] The one I'm jerkin with

[00:02:04] Common you Asian child

[00:02:06] Laborer show me what your workin' with

[00:02:07] Ooh large machinery

[00:02:11] 'Cause there's an inverse relationship

[00:02:12] Between respect and sects

[00:02:14] I'm talking bout religious sects

[00:02:15] Like a Mormon sect

[00:02:16] That says you cant have sex

[00:02:17] With members of different sects

[00:02:18] But you cant have sex with members

[00:02:20] Of the same sex

[00:02:21] So if the sects cant be different

[00:02:22] And the sex can be same

[00:02:24] Then the only sex left is some left hand shame

[00:02:26] And girl I left you cause you left the game

[00:02:27] And if that don't feel right

[00:02:28] Then you can write my name

[00:02:29] 'Cause I'm Bo yo

[00:02:30] And I'm the greatest rappa eva

[00:02:31] (grumbling and mumbling) your not

[00:02:35] Don't need a sweater I'm hot

[00:02:37] Something about a G- whatever

[00:02:42] Yo i said my junk's so long that it hangs

[00:02:44] And swings so at the nude beach people

[00:02:46] Think I'm lookin for lost rings

[00:02:47] Play the skin flute while your big boy sings

[00:02:49] And if you want to take it all

[00:02:51] Wear African neck rings

[00:02:52] (It makes your neck longer 'cause my dick )

[00:02:57] Yo haters call me gay but that aint hatin'

[00:02:59] Cause im not homophobic

[00:03:00] My morals are straight and

[00:03:02] If I'm in the closet then you are below me

[00:03:04] Takin the b-a-t out of basement homey

[00:03:06] (semen it spells)

[00:03:08] 'Cause I'm Bo yo

[00:03:25] (from the audience) I love you