《Numbers》歌词

[00:00:00] Numbers - Bobby Bare

[00:00:08] I was sitting in Friday's

[00:00:10] Sucking on a glass of wine

[00:00:15] When in walked a chick

[00:00:17] Who almost struck me blind

[00:00:23] Had wet blue eyes

[00:00:24] And her legs were long and fine

[00:00:30] On a scale of one to ten I'd give her a nine

[00:00:37] Now on my scale

[00:00:39] There ain't no ten's you know

[00:00:45] Nine is about as far as any chick can go

[00:00:52] So I flashed her a smile

[00:00:54] But she didn't even look at me

[00:00:59] So for brains and good judgement

[00:01:03] I'd give her a three

[00:01:07] I said hey sweet thing you look like a possible eight

[00:01:14] You and me could uh make eighteen

[00:01:17] If your head's on straight

[00:01:23] She looked up and down my perfect frame

[00:01:30] And said these words

[00:01:31] That burned into my perfect brain

[00:01:37] She said well another one of

[00:01:39] Those macho-matician men

[00:01:44] Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten

[00:01:51] And you give me an eight

[00:01:53] Well that's a generous thing to do

[00:01:59] Now let's just see just how much I give you

[00:02:10] She said you coming on to me

[00:02:12] With that phony numbers jive

[00:02:18] Your style makes me smile I give it a five

[00:02:25] When you walked up

[00:02:27] I noticed that suit of yores

[00:02:33] It's last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs give it a four

[00:02:40] That must be your car parked out on the curb

[00:02:47] That sixty-nine homemade

[00:02:50] Convertible a three and a third

[00:02:55] Now as for that build

[00:02:57] I guess yore less than five

[00:03:02] Except for your pot belly

[00:03:04] I'd give that a ten for size

[00:03:10] That wine you're pouring

[00:03:12] Might be fine to you

[00:03:18] But I'm used to fine champagne

[00:03:20] I give it a two

[00:03:25] It's hard to tell what your flashing smile is worth

[00:03:33] I give it a six you could use some dental work

[00:03:40] But it's your strutting rooster act

[00:03:43] That really makes me laugh

[00:03:47] It may be a ten to these country hens

[00:03:51] But to me a three and a half

[00:03:55] And there really ain't much

[00:03:57] To add once the subtractin's done

[00:04:02] Since there ain't no zeroes I give you a one

[00:04:11] She walked out while up

[00:04:13] And down the line

[00:04:17] The whole bar was laughing said

[00:04:20] Bare what happened to your nine

[00:04:25] Nine says I hell soon as she started to talk I knew

[00:04:33] She didn't have no class I barely gave her a two

[00:04:40] Yeah no matter how good they look at first

[00:04:44] There's flaws in all of them

[00:04:48] That's why on a scale of ten to one friend

[00:04:53] There ain't no ten