《The Stand Up Comic’s Instructions》歌词

[00:01:31] Get 'em laughing - keep 'em there,

[00:01:31] You hold your own and they'll hold their's,

[00:01:31] Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer

[00:01:31] Tell 'em the one about the f**king queer.

[00:01:31] Do the one that always works,

[00:01:31] 'bout the lazy blacks that don't like work,

[00:01:31] And once you got 'em, keep 'em there

[00:01:31] Raise their spirits! raise their cheer!

[00:01:31] Do that one that never fails,

[00:01:31] 'bout the gang of white thugs and the asian male,

[00:01:31] And once you got 'em, they'll be with you!

[00:01:31] See this lot's loyal, through and through.

[00:01:31] Tell irish jokes and you can't miss,

[00:01:31] Do the building site one and how they're all thick.

[00:01:31] Keep 'em laughing - you'll have it made,

[00:01:31] We're a friendly lot and you'll be well paid.

[00:01:31] But keep 'em laughing don't let it stop

[00:01:31] Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.