《The Stand Up Comic’s Instructions》歌词

[00:01:31] Get 'em laughing - keep 'em there,
[00:01:31] You hold your own and they'll hold their's,
[00:01:31] Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer
[00:01:31] Tell 'em the one about the f**king queer.
[00:01:31] Do the one that always works,
[00:01:31] 'bout the lazy blacks that don't like work,
[00:01:31] And once you got 'em, keep 'em there
[00:01:31] Raise their spirits! raise their cheer!
[00:01:31] Do that one that never fails,
[00:01:31] 'bout the gang of white thugs and the asian male,
[00:01:31] And once you got 'em, they'll be with you!
[00:01:31] See this lot's loyal, through and through.
[00:01:31] Tell irish jokes and you can't miss,
[00:01:31] Do the building site one and how they're all thick.
[00:01:31] Keep 'em laughing - you'll have it made,
[00:01:31] We're a friendly lot and you'll be well paid.
[00:01:31] But keep 'em laughing don't let it stop
[00:01:31] Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.
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