《Kinja Rules》歌词

[00:00:00] Kinja Rules (Album Version) - Jimmy Buffett

[00:00:00] Written by：Jimmy Buffett

[00:00:00] Pullman he just call

[00:00:01] He ask how come ya don need no watah

[00:00:03] Don't need water

[00:00:04] Well you let the barge go by

[00:00:06] He comin' to talk to you

[00:00:07] Who is senator pullman anyway

[00:00:09] Why do I have to signal the barge

[00:00:11] Welcome to the Caribbean put on a shirt at least

[00:00:15] The big enchilada is on his way

[00:00:22] Mr norman paperman I presume

[00:00:25] Joinin' us in kinja for de tourist boom

[00:00:27] Norman paperman at your service

[00:00:29] Meeting the kingpin I'm slightly nervous

[00:00:32] Mr paperman I here to be your friend

[00:00:34] But there's just certain rules here we can not bend

[00:00:37] Paperman how about the water my cistern's flat

[00:00:39] Why sure I come to take care of dat

[00:00:41] But you gotta play by kinja rules

[00:00:44] Forget about da tings you learned in school

[00:00:46] We use a different box of tools

[00:00:48] And you gotta play by kinja rules

[00:01:00] Now dis alien ain't bonded for no gondolier

[00:01:02] He's bonded for gardener dat why he here

[00:01:05] De chief of immigration a power in dis town

[00:01:07] Chief find out your hotel close down

[00:01:10] Hereafter gardening's all he'll do I didn't know I swear to you

[00:01:14] Doan' hoross yourself it's okay mister

[00:01:17] De chief of immigration she's my sister

[00:01:28] But you gotta play by kinja rules

[00:01:30] Forget about that civics course you learned in school

[00:01:33] We ain't city folks but we ain't fools

[00:01:35] And you gotta play by kinja rules

[00:01:40] Stop

[00:01:42] How about my water

[00:01:43] Hold you hosses I come to dat

[00:01:45] Look at da chambermaid she mighty fat

[00:01:48] And if dat alien have her baby here

[00:01:50] Dat baby an American free and clear

[00:01:52] De secretary of interior he gonna rave

[00:01:55] And dat baby on your record

[00:01:56] From da cradle to da grave

[00:01:57] Your responsibility I doan mean maybe

[00:02:00] Da bottom line sir dat your baby

[00:02:03] You gotta play by kinja rules

[00:02:05] Forget about da tings you learned in school

[00:02:07] We use a simple box of tools

[00:02:09] And you gotta play by kinja rules

[00:02:14] I'll send her away but this club's bone dry

[00:02:16] No problem lots of watah you can buy

[00:02:19] Buy water senator

[00:02:20] That's your advice

[00:02:21] Chief of public works give you a special price

[00:02:23] Chief of public works

[00:02:25] Who's he your brother

[00:02:26] Ha ha not bad she's lorna's mother

[00:02:35] So you gotta play by kinja rules

[00:02:37] Forget about da tings you learned in school

[00:02:40] We use a different box of tools

[00:02:42] And you gotta play by kinja rules

[00:02:47] Senator I thank you

[00:02:48] Now one thing's clear

[00:02:50] I've got to hire a kinjan gondolier

[00:02:52] Now dat a problem

[00:02:53] What's the reason

[00:02:54] No unemployment it's high season

[00:02:56] Can't hire no kinjan to wear dis hat

[00:02:59] And I can't use an alien

[00:03:00] Don't ask dat

[00:03:01] You've been a great help sir you've got my vote

[00:03:03] Just tell me who's going to row that boat

[00:03:06] You gotta play by kinja rules

[00:03:11] Forget about da tings you learned in school

[00:03:13] Just take it easy play it cool

[00:03:15] But be sure to

[00:03:16] Play by kinja rules

[00:03:25] You gotta play by kinja rules

[00:03:27] Forget about that civics course you learned in school

[00:03:29] God watches out for drunks and fools

[00:03:32] But forget the ten commandments here

[00:03:33] Kinja rules

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[00:03:39] Norman paperman I feel you soon adjust to kinja hahaha