《傻眼猫咪》歌词

[00:00:00] 傻眼猫咪 - Hon J

[00:00:03] 词：李宏杰

[00:00:07] 曲：李宏杰

[00:00:11] 编曲：Boiii P/MC耀宗

[00:00:15] 今天还是一样睡过头我闹钟没响

[00:00:18] 买了早餐发现我萝卜糕怎么没酱

[00:00:22] 突然天空下起了雨到底是怎样

[00:00:26] 傻眼的事情都在我身上

[00:00:29] 我的天啊

[00:00:31] Oh My God

[00:00:33] 太衰了吧

[00:00:34] 该怎么办呀

[00:00:36] 我想来想去还是没有办法

[00:00:41] 完蛋了啦

[00:00:43] 我傻眼猫咪

[00:00:46] 傻眼

[00:00:48] 傻眼

[00:00:50] 傻眼

[00:00:50] 我傻眼猫咪

[00:00:53] 傻眼

[00:00:55] 傻眼

[00:00:57] 傻眼

[00:00:58] 我傻眼猫咪

[00:01:00] 穿了新鞋

[00:01:02] 却踩到狗屎

[00:01:03] 换了个新发型

[00:01:05] 他们说丑死

[00:01:07] 我戴了顶帽子

[00:01:09] * 滴到鸟屎

[00:01:11] 被旁边妹子看到她说她笑死

[00:01:15] 我装作镇定

[00:01:16] 但心想超级衰小

[00:01:18] 我只好默默地把帽子收进背包

[00:01:22] 我还要约会老天别开我玩笑

[00:01:26] 我就快要迟到

[00:01:27] 公车却跑掉

[00:01:29] 我的天啊

[00:01:31] Oh My God

[00:01:33] 太衰了吧

[00:01:34] 该怎么办呀

[00:01:36] 我想来想去还是没有办法

[00:01:41] 完蛋了啦

[00:01:43] 我傻眼猫咪

[00:01:46] 傻眼

[00:01:48] 傻眼

[00:01:50] 傻眼

[00:01:50] 我傻眼猫咪

[00:01:53] 傻眼

[00:01:55] 傻眼

[00:01:57] 傻眼

[00:01:58] 我傻眼猫咪

[00:02:00] 到了餐厅

[00:02:01] 准备见正妹网友

[00:02:04] 点了杯Red Bull

[00:02:05] 怎么来蛮牛

[00:02:07] 喝完好硬

[00:02:08] 嘿

[00:02:09] 祝我好运耶

[00:02:11] 我单身蛮久

[00:02:12] 想当他的男友

[00:02:15] 她终于到来

[00:02:16] 我打量她的全身

[00:02:19] 不可思议她根本就是女神

[00:02:23] 我说女孩我想当你的男人

[00:02:26] 她回答我

[00:02:28] 我也是男人

[00:02:29] 我的天啊

[00:02:31] Oh My God

[00:02:33] 太衰了吧

[00:02:34] 该怎么办呀

[00:02:36] 我想来想去还是没有办法

[00:02:41] 完蛋了啦

[00:02:43] 我傻眼猫咪

[00:02:46] 傻眼

[00:02:48] 傻眼

[00:02:50] 傻眼

[00:02:50] 我傻眼猫咪

[00:02:53] 傻眼

[00:02:55] 傻眼

[00:02:57] 傻眼

[00:02:58] 我傻眼猫咪