《The Uptown Poker Club》歌词

[00:00:00] The Uptown Poker Club - Jerry Reed

[00:00:08] Well now bill jackson went to poor ol' dub

[00:00:10] To join the uptown poker club

[00:00:12] And he cursed the day he ever told anybody he joined

[00:00:16] Cause his money used to go like it had wings

[00:00:18] When he had queens somebody else had kings

[00:00:20] And every night he'd just sit there donatin' all his coins

[00:00:24] He said boys now I'm gonna play it right tonight

[00:00:26] I'm gonna watch them cards and I'm gonna play 'em tight

[00:00:29] And then when I come in there son my hand's gonna be a peach

[00:00:32] Well he played 'em tight but after awhile

[00:00:34] He done lost his self a considerable pile

[00:00:37] So he got mad he stood up and he made this little speech

[00:00:40] Now boys you see this razor well I had it sharpened just today

[00:00:45] Now I'm coming' in here with my rules that everybody gonna follow when they play

[00:00:49] Now you clyde you keep your hands on top of the table

[00:00:52] When you're dealing please

[00:00:54] Quit takin' them little wild cards and stickin' em down there between your knees

[00:00:57] And jesse quit makin' all them funny signs like you tryin' to

[00:01:00] Tip off your hand

[00:01:02] You better talk to me in american son american so's I can understand

[00:01:06] And leroy quit takin' em offa the bottom ooh that's rough

[00:01:10] Just take five off the top then stop that's enough

[00:01:15] Then pass me them cards son let me cut on them things every time

[00:01:17] Before you deal

[00:01:19] I like to handle them things boy I like to see

[00:01:22] Cause I got news for you lad you ain't playing' this game accordin'

[00:01:24] That fella hoyle there

[00:01:25] Uh uh no tonight you're playing' this game accordin' to me

[00:01:37] Well now a sittin' around the table in that there game

[00:01:39] There just happened to be this ol' one-eyed man

[00:01:41] And bill kept watching' him out of the corner of his eye

[00:01:45] This old one-eyed cat he'd been dealin' kinda funny

[00:01:47] He done took a whole bunch of big bill's money

[00:01:49] So bill rose up and he looked around the room and with a sigh

[00:01:53] He said hmm said it's an awful shame

[00:01:55] Said there's somebody cheatin' in this here game

[00:01:58] Said of course it ain't gonna do for me to stand up here

[00:02:00] And mention the guy

[00:02:01] So I'll refrain from calling that party's name

[00:02:03] But you let me catch him cheatin' just once again

[00:02:05] And I'm gonna take my fist and I'm gonna close that other eye

[00:02:10] Now you see this razor well I had it sharpened just today

[00:02:14] Now I'm coming' in here with my rules that everybody must follow when they play

[00:02:18] Now clyde you keep them bony hands up here on top of the table

[00:02:21] When you're dealin' please

[00:02:23] Don't go takin' them little wild aces stickin' em off down there between your knees

[00:02:27] And jesse cut out makin' all them monkey signs

[00:02:29] You still tryin' to tip off your hand

[00:02:31] You better talk to me in american big aa so's I can understand

[00:02:35] And leroy quit takin' em off the bottom of the deck son

[00:02:38] I tell ya that's rough

[00:02:40] This is an army game son take five then halt that's enough

[00:02:44] Then pass me them face cards over here let me cut them things

[00:02:47] Every time before you deal

[00:02:48] Cause I like to delve in there son I got to see

[00:02:51] Cause I got news for you boys you ain't playing this game accordin' to

[00:02:54] That fella hoyle there

[00:02:55] Uh uh tonight you're playing' this game accordin' to me

[00:03:01] Now then seein' as how you all know

[00:03:03] That I didn't ride in here on a head of cabbage

[00:03:06] Henry if you'll break out another deck of them bicycles me

[00:03:10] And the boys will get on with the business

[00:03:13] But keep your eye on that fella wearin' the patch

[00:03:15] He holds them cards kinda funny

[00:03:17] Ha ha if he ain't careful somebody around this table liable to jack his jaw

[00:03:23] Ha ha ha ah son I feel like my luck just changed