《She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)》歌词

[00:03:16] She Got The Goldmine (I Got The Shaft) - Jerry Reed

[00:03:16] Jerry Reed

[00:03:16] Miscellaneous

[00:03:16] She Got The Goldmine (1982)

[00:03:16] Well, I guess it was back in 63 when eating my cooking got the better of me

[00:03:16] So I asked this little girl I was going with to be my wife

[00:03:16] She said she would so I said I do but I’d have said I wouldn't, if I'd just knew

[00:03:16] How saying I do was gonna screw up all of my life

[00:03:16] Well, the first few years weren’t all that bad I’ll never forget the good times we had

[00:03:16] Cause I’m reminded every month when I send her the child support

[00:03:16] Well, it wasn’t too long till the lust all died, and I’ll admit I wasn’t too surprised

[00:03:16] When I come home and found my suitcase sitting out on the porch

[00:03:16] Well, I tried to get in; she’d changed the locks

[00:03:16] Then, I found a note taped on the mailbox that said, Goodbye, Turkey

[00:03:16] My attorney will be in touch

[00:03:16] So I decided, right then & there

[00:03:16] I was gonna do what’s right: give her, her fair share

[00:03:16] But, brother, I didn’t know her share was gonna be that much

[00:03:16] She got the gold mine. I got the shaft

[00:03:16] They split it right down the middle, and they give her the better half

[00:03:16] Well it all sounds sort of funny, but it hurts too much to laugh

[00:03:16] She got the gold mine I got the shaft

[00:03:16] Listen, you ain’t heard nothing yet, why they give her the color television set

[00:03:16] Then they give her the house, the kids, and both of the cars

[00:03:16] Then they started talking about child support, alimony, and the cost of the court

[00:03:16] Didn’t take long to figure out how far in the toilet I was

[00:03:16] I’m telling ya, they have made a mistake

[00:03:16] Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes

[00:03:16] Besides, everything I’ve had worth taken, they’ve already took

[00:03:16] While she’s living like a queen on alimony I’m working two shifts & eating bologna

[00:03:16] Asking myself, why didn’t you just learn how to cook?

[00:03:16] They give her the gold mine they give me the shaft

[00:03:16] They said they's splitting it all down the middle, and she got the better half

[00:03:16] Well, it all sounds mighty funny, but it hurts too much to laugh

[00:03:16] She got the gold mine. I got the shaft

[00:03:16] She got the gold mine. I got the shaft

[00:03:16] They split it right down the middle, and they give her the better half.

[00:03:16] Well, I guess it all sounds funny, but it hurts too much to laugh

[00:03:16] She got the gold mine. I got the shaft

[00:03:16] I got your shaft. Well, I don’t have to worry about toting a billfold, no more. I let my wife tote it; I’m gonna be carrying food stamps. You get it judge?