《Grandmother’s Song(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Grandmother's Song (LP版) - Steve Martin (史蒂夫·马丁)

[00:00:45] Be courteous kind and forgiving

[00:00:48] Be gentle and peaceful each day

[00:00:52] Be warm and human and grateful

[00:00:55] And have a good thing to say

[00:00:58] Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike

[00:01:02] Be witty and happy and wise

[00:01:05] Be honest and love all your neighbors

[00:01:08] Be obsequious purple and clairvoyant

[00:01:13] Be pompous obese and eat cactus

[00:01:16] Be dull and boring and omnipresent

[00:01:19] Criticize things you don't know about

[00:01:23] Be oblong and have your knees removed

[00:01:27] Be taste loose cruid and afensive

[00:01:30] Livin' a swarm and be three adventurnal

[00:01:33] Put a live chicken in your underwear

[00:01:37] Get all excited and go to young festival

[00:01:46] Be courteous kind and forgiving

[00:01:50] Be gentle and peaceful each day

[00:01:55] Be warm and human and grateful

[00:01:59] And have a good thing to say

[00:02:04] Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike

[00:02:09] Be witty and happy and wise

[00:02:13] Be honest and love all your neighbors

[00:02:19] Be obsequious purple and clairvoyant

[00:02:24] Be pompous obese and eat cactus

[00:02:29] Be dull and boring and omnipresent

[00:02:34] Criticize things you don't know about

[00:02:39] Be oblong and have your knees removed

[00:02:55] Put a live chicken in your underwear

[00:03:01] Go into a closet and suck eggs