《Sprung On The Cat(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Sprung On The Cat - Sir Mix-A-Lot

[00:00:01] Brothers we've messed over our sisters for years

[00:00:04] (years and years)

[00:00:06] I said for years-I'm talking about "The Cat"

[00:00:20] It'll get ya

[00:00:24] Meow meow the cat will get ya

[00:00:26] If you let it get wit' ya

[00:00:28] Some brothers wanna spend alotta money

[00:00:29] Just to get a little honey

[00:00:30] But the honey gets runny when the money's funny

[00:00:32] 'Cause I'm hipped an' a brother like Mix don't slip

[00:00:36] 'Cause them girls will put that cat right on ya

[00:00:38] And don't say I didn't warn ya

[00:00:41] Go down to the beach

[00:00:42] See the girls in bikini's

[00:00:43] Wonder why you don't see me brothers (Yeah)

[00:00:46] Should I preach (Preach preach)

[00:00:47] Awreit back to the beach

[00:00:49] A O G from the hood

[00:00:50] Went down to the beach but his game was weak

[00:00:53] Met a sweet thing named Yolanda

[00:00:54] She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new Honda

[00:00:57] So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch

[00:01:00] Better come on an' get wit' dis

[00:01:01] A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'

[00:01:04] But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him

[00:01:06] Later that night Yolanda got busy in the back

[00:01:09] Of his big black Cadillac

[00:01:10] The next day the O G wasn't playin' no ball

[00:01:13] 'Cause he took her to the mall

[00:01:14] Buyin' everything from skirts to boots

[00:01:17] Oh speakin' a boots yeah he knocked 'er boots

[00:01:19] But in the end another fool got jack

[00:01:21] 'Cause he was sprung on the cat

[00:01:27] Sprung on the cat check it out

[00:01:31] There's a brother named Dave in a Corvette

[00:01:33] Had a job at the U P S

[00:01:35] I ain't dissin' 'cause U P S pays money

[00:01:38] But Dave wants to kick it with the honeys huh

[00:01:40] He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down

[00:01:42] But Dave wants to get around

[00:01:44] Put the top down on the 'vette

[00:01:46] Hit the south side of Seattle

[00:01:47] Lookin' for sex

[00:01:48] Got a full pack of Seagrams under the seat

[00:01:50] And boom there it is three freaks

[00:01:52] Thick walkin' with a natural switch

[00:01:55] And Dave starts getting that itch huh

[00:01:57] You know a 'vettes only got two seats

[00:01:59] But Dave wasn't listening to me

[00:02:01] All three of them jumped in the car

[00:02:03] Hit Red Lobster and went straight to the bar

[00:02:05] But them drinks ain't cheap out there son

[00:02:08] Five dollars for one of them daiquiris

[00:02:10] And Dave was treatin'

[00:02:12] And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'

[00:02:14] Two hundred dollars worth of fish

[00:02:16] And Dave wants to make a little wish

[00:02:18] A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie

[00:02:19] Play BBD and said do me

[00:02:22] At Daves house they left him in a cold sweat

[00:02:25] He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette

[00:02:27] Ooh that's the wrong move black

[00:02:28] You must be sprung on the cat

[00:02:35] Sprung on the cat

[00:02:39] Sprung on the cat

[00:02:44] Old girl named Joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago

[00:02:48] You mean she DID put that cat on you you're talkin' to

[00:02:50] Attitude be straight with me man

[00:02:53] I'm cruisin incognito

[00:02:54] 850i with the smoked out windows

[00:02:56] An' I'm thinkin' I'm raw

[00:02:58] When it comes to girls I done seen it all

[00:03:00] Then along came a girl named Joyce

[00:03:02] She had a black Corniche Rolls Royce

[00:03:04] At the stop sign she did something with her tongue

[00:03:07] Could Mix be sprung

[00:03:08] Her cat was calling me

[00:03:12] And I started rolling slowly

[00:03:14] Pulled up to the bumper

[00:03:15] 'Cause I wants to thump her

[00:03:17] So she pulls up into Texaco

[00:03:19] And I roll up slow and jump in the Rolls

[00:03:22] Now I'm checkin' out the body

[00:03:23] This hotty gotta body 'n' I wanna get naughty

[00:03:26] Followed her to the motel

[00:03:28] Yes motel I'm too cheap for a hotel

[00:03:30] Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose

[00:03:34] I dipped in the juice

[00:03:35] So what's up with the Rolls

[00:03:36] Checked the registration

[00:03:37] And the Rolls was stole

[00:03:39] Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat

[00:03:41] But I ain't sprung on the cat

[00:03:43] Don't pet the cat if you just met the cat

[00:03:47] If you're sprung on the cat

[00:03:49] You might as well eat the cat

[00:03:51] Sprung on the cat

[00:03:55] Sprung on the cat

[00:03:57] Maharaji over there all quiet

[00:04:10] I think Maharaji be eatin' the cat

[00:04:12] How 'bout Attitude Adjuster

[00:04:15] Attitude you eatin' the cat or what

[00:04:16] I think it's Critical Mass

[00:04:19] Critical Mass be suckin' on that cat

[00:04:20] Yo P L B I know you eatin' somethin'

[00:04:24] ME What you snackin' on