《You Can Have Her》歌词

[00:00:00] You Can Have Her - Sir Mix-A-Lot

[00:00:02] All this ill sh*t

[00:00:03] This f**king Sir Mix-A-Lot sh*t

[00:00:04] What the f**k is this sh*t

[00:00:06] See the sh*t's video

[00:00:07] 'PUT IT ON THE GLASS '

[00:00:10] 'Put yo TITTIES on the glass'

[00:00:13] This is like a pick-up line:

[00:00:14] 'How you doing

[00:00:15] I was wondering

[00:00:16] Could you put yo BIG F**KIN TITTIES on the glass '

[00:00:21] 'No I don't wanna go to a movie

[00:00:22] Could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS '

[00:00:25] 'Put your titties on the glass'

[00:00:28] What happened to 'How ya doing

[00:00:29] Whatcha doing later Let's catch a movie'

[00:00:31] No 'Put 'em on the glass'

[00:00:34] 'Put em on the f**king glass'

[00:00:36] What the f**k is this sh*t

[00:00:39] The girls got on bikinis he got a fur coat on

[00:00:42] What the f**k is the weather like in Seattle

[00:00:46] All my ex's eat this one

[00:00:48] You can have her

[00:00:50] You can have her

[00:00:52] You can have her

[00:00:53] You can have her

[00:00:55] You can have her

[00:00:57] You can have her

[00:00:58] You can You can

[00:01:00] You can have her

[00:01:01] You can have her

[00:01:02] You can You can

[00:01:04] I used to have this girl let's say her name was Mona

[00:01:07] Mona fine young sugar coming out of Arizona

[00:01:10] 5 ft 6 straight thick with a switch

[00:01:12] And a set of them juicy-a** lips

[00:01:15] Kinky just like me

[00:01:16] She can take a straight gee

[00:01:17] And put him down for the count 1 2 3

[00:01:19] Needless to say I was kicking it

[00:01:21] Cause I know when I'm the only one getting it

[00:01:23] But ooh things change when you don't maintain

[00:01:26] The same game you got her with mayn

[00:01:28] Flew back home and I was slipping

[00:01:30] Cause as soon as I left another brother starts spitting

[00:01:33] Throwing drag about wanting a family

[00:01:35] Trying to front because he wanna be manly

[00:01:37] Telling my girl how I'm playing my field

[00:01:39] Boy you'se a jake for real

[00:01:42] Now a player I like but you know I can't stand no snitch

[00:01:44] Trying to front like he rich

[00:01:46] Done shot your credit cause you bought you a new E

[00:01:49] 320 and you wanna be a hoe like me

[00:01:51] Now you done salted my game

[00:01:53] Told my girl I'm a player and you bought her a ring

[00:01:55] You paid a lotta money just to grab her

[00:01:57] I'ma tell you like this trick: you can have her

[00:02:00] You can have her

[00:02:03] You can have her

[00:02:05] You can have her

[00:02:08] You can have her

[00:02:09] You can have her

[00:02:12] You can have her

[00:02:14] You can have her

[00:02:18] I gotta do what I gotta do

[00:02:20] Baby girl's through so I need something new

[00:02:22] You can't keep a good mack down

[00:02:24] I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town

[00:02:27] 5'9" with dimples

[00:02:29] Caramel skin straight fine hella tight no pimples

[00:02:32] Thinking my game was concrete

[00:02:33] But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes

[00:02:36] Especially the ones who wanna settle down

[00:02:38] Cause they'll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown

[00:02:41] Just the kinda man you wanted ain't it honey

[00:02:43] A big buff dumb-a** fool with hella money

[00:02:45] Down to spend till his knees bend

[00:02:47] Then the athlete's broke and his girl's in the wind

[00:02:50] And my girl gets mad cause I never spend time like I'm s'posed to

[00:02:53] Plus I'm a boaster

[00:02:54] Shagging up too damn quick now she's looking for a sugar daddy

[00:02:57] Just to get a '96 Caddy

[00:02:59] A big truck she found

[00:03:01] You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns

[00:03:04] He never had nothing thicker than a cheerleader

[00:03:06] Now he got juice so he eats her

[00:03:08] And treats her to a big wad of cash

[00:03:10] Too weak so she left his a**

[00:03:11] You can have her

[00:03:13] You can have her

[00:03:16] You can have her

[00:03:17] You can have her

[00:03:20] You can have her

[00:03:22] You can have her

[00:03:25] You can have her

[00:03:27] You can have her

[00:03:29] You can have her

[00:03:32] Just rolling by the Playboy Mansion

[00:03:35] I got me a I got me a I got me a I got me a

[00:03:39] Young bunny young bunny in La-La Land

[00:03:42] Wanna get freaky with the papa man

[00:03:44] I smack her to the front I smack her to the back

[00:03:46] I smack it with the whiffle ball bat remember that

[00:03:49] One happy black man I be

[00:03:51] When my L A bunny wanna trip with me

[00:03:53] Her name is Teresa

[00:03:55] She was freakier than me but I figured I could please her

[00:03:58] She had the long braids

[00:04:00] Chocolate sister loved to cuff men like slaves

[00:04:02] Arrived at the house at last

[00:04:04] Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass

[00:04:07] Provocative artwork around me

[00:04:09] Four pink slippers on the floor surround me

[00:04:11] One pair's for her the other pair's for who

[00:04:14] Plus she only lives in a one bedroom

[00:04:15] Well hm it might be on

[00:04:17] Ménage-à-trois open la bouche taste la bomb

[00:04:20] Teresa's roommate walks in

[00:04:22] 6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-a** grin

[00:04:25] You can have her

[00:04:26] You done brought a big-a** man up in the room

[00:04:29] Girl what's wrong with you

[00:04:32] Honey that is gay

[00:04:34] Yo partner you can have her

[00:04:35] Cause I don't want none of y'all

[00:04:38] 3's Company if you know what I'm saying

[00:04:40] Yeah

[00:04:42] Put it on the danceflo'

[00:05:01] Bring it back