《Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday》歌词

[00:00:00] Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday - Brad Paisley (布拉德·帕斯利)

[00:00:00] And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents

[00:00:03] A special holiday edition of the adventures of the kung pao buckaroos

[00:00:27] Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday

[00:00:32] Whatever you do watch what you say

[00:00:36] If you're easily offended well that's okay

[00:00:45] It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday

[00:00:55] We catch up with our three cowboys one cold

[00:00:57] December night huddled around the camp fire

[00:01:02] How about we sing some holiday songs

[00:01:05] Yeah hey george you wanna lead us off

[00:01:08] Yeah I got one

[00:01:10] Oh chri biip mas tree oh chri biip mas tree how lovely are thou branched

[00:01:19] Why am I getting blipped again

[00:01:21] Haven't you heard guys you can't say chri biip mas you gotta say holiday

[00:01:24] I can't say chri biip mas

[00:01:26] No you might offend somebody

[00:01:28] Who is offended by chri biip mas

[00:01:31] You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists

[00:01:35] What

[00:01:35] Time to politically correct

[00:01:37] I'll lead this off

[00:01:41] On the first day of chri biip mas my true love said to me

[00:01:47] Jimmy are you listening

[00:01:48] What

[00:01:49] You can't say chri biip mas

[00:01:50] Why not

[00:01:51] You can say biiiip on the last record

[00:01:54] Why can't I say chri biip mas

[00:01:56] I didn't make the rules

[00:01:57] Hey listen guys it's not that difficult

[00:02:00] All you gotta do is change chri biip mas to holiday

[00:02:04] You know instead of saying white chri biip mas you say

[00:02:07] I'm dreaming of a whi biiip holiday

[00:02:09] Why did I get blipped

[00:02:10] You've got to say caucasian

[00:02:13] So I have to sing I'm dreaming of a caucasian holiday

[00:02:17] Sure that won't offend anybody

[00:02:18] Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday

[00:02:23] Whatever you do watch what you say

[00:02:28] If you're easily offended well that's okay

[00:02:32] Why do these people have to feel that way

[00:02:34] How come they get offended so easily

[00:02:36] It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday

[00:02:42] I'm just trying to come up with a song here

[00:02:46] Let's sing one together everybody ready george

[00:02:49] Ready

[00:02:50] Bill your ready

[00:02:51] I'm ready

[00:02:52] Jimmy jimmy jimmy

[00:02:56] Okay

[00:02:59] We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

[00:03:08] Sorry boys you have to say asia now

[00:03:10] What

[00:03:11] Oh come on just try

[00:03:16] We three kings of asia are

[00:03:20] That sounds like horse biiiip

[00:03:21] Oh lord okay how about little drummer boy

[00:03:25] Nope that offends short people

[00:03:27] And you can't say drummer cause that will offend real musicians

[00:03:30] How about little town of meddle hell

[00:03:33] What's this with all the short jokes

[00:03:35] Hey how about we do silent night

[00:03:37] No it'll offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark

[00:03:42] What did he say about a shark

[00:03:43] Shark

[00:03:43] This happens every year

[00:03:45] Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday

[00:03:50] Whatever you do watch what you say

[00:03:55] If you're easily offended well that's okay

[00:04:02] It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday

[00:04:09] Hohoho

[00:04:10] No

[00:04:11] I can't say ho

[00:04:12] No you might offend some women

[00:04:14] So basically we can't sing anything

[00:04:17] I think that a bunch of bull biiiip

[00:04:20] Softer george it's more effective

[00:04:23] I think that a bunch of bull biiiip

[00:04:28] You now what I don't care who we offend

[00:04:32] I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols

[00:04:36] Louder man it's more effective

[00:04:38] I don't care who we offend

[00:04:40] I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols

[00:04:43] Me too

[00:04:45] We wish you a merry chri biip mas

[00:04:48] We wish you a merry chri biip mas

[00:04:50] We wish you a merry chri biip mas and a happy ne biip year

[00:05:01] We can't say new it'll offend the old folks

[00:05:05] And you never wanna offend them