《Wheaties Box》歌词

[00:00:00] Wheaties Box - Rick Moranis

[00:00:05] I can kick up my heels

[00:00:09] I can raise a glass

[00:00:10] To a good set o' wheels

[00:00:17] And I can ride a pony

[00:00:20] And I can settle a score between

[00:00:23] A couple of friends no more

[00:00:29] And if I need to

[00:00:31] I can walk the walk

[00:00:34] And if you ask me

[00:00:37] I can talk the talk

[00:00:40] And if I have to

[00:00:43] I'll stand tall in these here socks

[00:00:46] But I'll never

[00:00:48] Be on a wheaties box

[00:00:52] I can make a pie

[00:00:55] I can help pick out an outfit

[00:00:57] To match the color of your eye

[00:01:03] And I can tie a roast

[00:01:06] I can make four different lunches

[00:01:09] And not burn the toast

[00:01:15] And

[00:01:15] If I need to

[00:01:17] I can be a rock

[00:01:21] And if you ask me nice

[00:01:23] Well I would say just knock

[00:01:26] But if you give me the keys

[00:01:28] I can unlock all of your locks

[00:01:32] But I'll never

[00:01:34] Be on a wheaties box

[00:01:38] I may not be an adonis

[00:01:44] I might not sink my putts like tiger woods

[00:01:49] I may not have those washboard abs but I sure

[00:01:53] Can do the wash

[00:01:55] And my ironing

[00:01:58] Is pretty good

[00:02:04] I can prune the plants

[00:02:07] I can stencil a whole floor

[00:02:10] And not ruin my pants

[00:02:15] And I can glaze a room

[00:02:18] I can weave a wicked tablecloth

[00:02:21] On my antique loom

[00:02:27] And if you're cue is slipping

[00:02:29] Here take my chalk

[00:02:33] And if you want a kung pao

[00:02:35] Well lemme grease my wok

[00:02:38] And if you really gotta have those calloways

[00:02:42] I'll sell some stocks

[00:02:45] But I'll never

[00:02:48] No I'll never

[00:02:53] Ti amo il mio caro ma il ill non e

[00:02:58] Mai su una

[00:03:01] Scatola

[00:03:04] Dei wheaties