《Belated Haftorah》歌词

[00:00:00] Belated Haftorah (Live) - Rick Moranis

[00:00:01] Well here

[00:00:02] Well here I am

[00:00:03] No no

[00:00:04] Well here I am

[00:00:06] I made it

[00:00:07] Still can't believe I did this

[00:00:10] See I didn't get bar Mitzvah'd the first time around

[00:00:13] When I was thirteen

[00:00:15] It was my parents

[00:00:16] They were commies and they wouldn't set foot in a shul

[00:00:20] And they thought the post-war diaspora middle class

[00:00:23] Were just appeasing their parents

[00:00:25] But had cynical bourgeois aspirations

[00:00:28] But thank god for my wife Shelley

[00:00:31] Whose father had a thriving auto parts business

[00:00:34] And he took me in first as

[00:00:38] And he took me in first as a bookkeeper

[00:00:41] And soon enough I was running it

[00:00:44] And she talked me into doing this

[00:00:45] So I wound up taking lessons at 46

[00:00:49] And I got this new suit

[00:00:53] Also a 46

[00:00:56] Portly

[00:01:03] And it was told the king of Jericho

[00:01:12] Saying

[00:01:13] Behold there came men in hither to night

[00:01:22] Of the children of Israel to search out the country

[00:01:34] OK it's over

[00:01:38] Hope I didn't make too much of a putz out of myself

[00:01:41] It wouldn't be the first time

[00:01:43] And I don't think that the meaning escaped me

[00:01:47] I read the thing a thousand times

[00:01:49] And you know

[00:01:50] This actually was sort of fun

[00:01:53] I mean being up here and hanging with these guys

[00:01:56] And I really don't mind being here on a Saturday

[00:02:00] Because I'm really not that good a golfer