《Bonus Track》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm wearing fifty ex chinchillas

[00:00:18] And a gator each per boot

[00:00:20] Hog tied around my waste line

[00:00:22] Suede trimming on my suit

[00:00:24] Got a bear skin rug and leather couch

[00:00:27] And antlers on the walls

[00:00:29] Goose neck lamps and decoys make

[00:00:31] Impeccable duck calls

[00:00:33] Had a mixed grill fry for breakfast

[00:00:35] Pair of mutton chops for lunch

[00:00:37] Rare sirloin tips for supper

[00:00:39] George Foreman'd by the bunch

[00:00:40] A nightcap chaw of jerky

[00:00:43] And a cup of ox tail soup

[00:00:44] A swig of wild turkey

[00:00:45] Makes a happier coop

[00:00:47] And I say Oh so bucco

[00:00:48] What the heck's the big old deal

[00:00:49] Was I away the day that someone said

[00:00:52] A monkee invented the wheel

[00:00:55] My after shave's been tested

[00:00:56] On a thousand stubbled rats

[00:00:58] My hearing aid's derived from tech

[00:01:00] Discovered from trained bats

[00:01:01] My

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[00:01:01] Ipitor cured countless chimps

[00:01:02] Before it could save me

[00:01:04] No that ain't me tap dancin'

[00:01:05] Those are new titanium knees

[00:01:08] And I say Oh so Bucco

[00:01:09] What the hell's the big kaboo

[00:01:10] For some of us to have a fine old time

[00:01:13] We've got to sacrifice a few

[00:01:16] I didn't see the Prius turn

[00:01:17] I honked the Hummer's horn

[00:01:21] The moose the rack the rods and guns

[00:01:25] The whole front end was shorn

[00:01:28] They flew me to Bethesda

[00:01:29] Choppered me in DOA

[00:01:29] Left behind the liver

[00:01:34] Rushed my kidneys to L A

[00:01:36] My hair wound up in transplant

[00:01:39] My lips were wrapped and sealed

[00:01:42] Tongue tied up in customs

[00:01:43] My skin was dried and pealed

[00:01:46] Corneas went Fedex

[00:01:49] Eardrums next day ground

[00:01:51] Took whatever's workin'

[00:01:54] Left the rest in lost and found

[00:01:57] Now I am Oh so Bucco

[00:01:59] Eventually you crash and burn

[00:02:01] To everything there's open season