《Cruel Shoes (From The Book Cruel Shoes) (Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Cruel Shoes (From The Book Cruel Shoes) (Album Version) - Steve Martin (史蒂夫·马丁)

[00:00:05] Anna knew She had to have a new pair of shoes today

[00:00:09] And Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store

[00:00:12] Carlo spoke wearily Well that's it

[00:00:15] That's every pair of shoes in the place

[00:00:18] Oh you must have one more pair

[00:00:21] No not one more Well

[00:00:25] We have the cruel shoes but no one would want to try

[00:00:33] Yes let me see the cruel shoes

[00:00:35] No you don't understand you see the cruel shoes are

[00:00:37] Get them

[00:00:40] Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment

[00:00:42] And then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox

[00:00:45] He took off the lid and re-moved

[00:00:47] A hideous pair of black and white pumps

[00:00:50] But this was not an ordinary pair of black

[00:00:52] And white pumps; both were left feet

[00:00:57] One had a right angle turn with

[00:00:58] Sepa-rate compartments

[00:00:59] That pointed the toes in impossible directions

[00:01:02] The other shoe was six inches long and

[00:01:05] Was curved inward like a rocking chair

[00:01:07] With a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place

[00:01:15] Carlo spoke hesitantly

[00:01:18] Now you see they' re not fit for humans

[00:01:22] Put them on me

[00:01:24] But Put them on me

[00:01:27] Carlo knew all arguments were useless

[00:01:29] He knelt down before her and

[00:01:31] Forced the feet into the shoes

[00:01:34] The screams were incredible

[00:01:37] Anna crawled over to the mirror

[00:01:39] And held her bloody feet up where she could see

[00:01:45] I like them

[00:01:49] She paid Carlo and crawled

[00:01:51] Out of the store into the street

[00:01:52] Later that day

[00:01:54] Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer

[00:01:56] Well that's it That's every pair of shoes in the place

[00:02:01] Unless of course you'd like to try the cruel shoes