《Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas》歌词

[00:00:00] Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy

[00:00:01] Woo Somebody done been to the WalMart

[00:00:03] Man this is the stuff I got for Christmas

[00:00:06] Well you cleaned up whatcha get

[00:00:07] 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires

[00:00:12] 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin' dogs

[00:00:15] And some parts to a Mustang GT

[00:00:17] You got gypped there's

[00:00:21] 12 days to Christmas

[00:00:22] I know that I got it covered

[00:00:24] Look over there in the corner

[00:00:25] That's yours too

[00:00:26] Yeah

[00:00:27] 12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets

[00:00:29] 10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation

[00:00:31] 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

[00:00:34] 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

[00:00:39] 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

[00:00:42] 2 huntin' dogs and some parts

[00:00:44] To a Mustang GT

[00:00:46] Man these ain't

[00:00:48] Normal Christmas presents

[00:00:49] No they're Redneck Gifts Redneck gifts

[00:00:52] Yeah like if you buy your wife earrings

[00:00:54] That double as fishin' lures

[00:00:56] Or if you can burp

[00:00:57] The entire chorus to jingle bells

[00:00:59] Perhaps if you think

[00:01:01] That the nut cracker

[00:01:03] Is something you did off the high dive

[00:01:04] Or if you've ever misspelled

[00:01:07] Anything in Christmas lights

[00:01:08] Or if you leave cold beer

[00:01:10] And pickled eggs for Santa Claus

[00:01:12] What's wrong with that

[00:01:13] I didn't say anything's wrong with it

[00:01:15] It's hard to beat

[00:01:16] 12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets

[00:01:19] 10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation

[00:01:21] 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

[00:01:24] 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

[00:01:29] 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

[00:01:32] 2 huntin' dogs and some parts

[00:01:34] To a Mustang GT

[00:01:36] Well you know

[00:01:38] You can't really consider it a Christmas

[00:01:39] Unless you go down to the

[00:01:40] Penitentiary and visit your Momma

[00:01:42] You're not listening to me

[00:01:44] Get the car key out of your ear

[00:01:46] That's where the 9 years

[00:01:47] Probation comes in

[00:01:48] I'm gonna do it for you again

[00:01:49] Now listen

[00:01:50] 12 pack of bud 11 wrestlin' tickets

[00:01:54] 10 a' copenhagen 9 years probation

[00:01:57] 8 table dancers 7 packs of redman

[00:01:59] 6 cans of spam 5 flannel shirts

[00:02:03] 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells

[00:02:05] 2 huntin' dogs and some parts

[00:02:07] To a Mustang GT

[00:02:12] Are you cryin'

[00:02:14] No just my allergies

[00:02:16] Happy Holidays everybody

[00:02:18] Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy