《I’m Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas - Kate Miller-Heidke/The Beards

[00:00:01] Written by：Kate Miller-Heidke/Keir Nuttall/Louis Schoorl

[00:00:05] When I was a girl

[00:00:07] Just a little girl

[00:00:09] I couldn't wait 'til I became a woman

[00:00:12] And I could grow a thatch of curls

[00:00:15] A deep dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world

[00:00:18] Days became weeks

[00:00:20] Weeks became months

[00:00:22] Months turned to years

[00:00:23] And it was like magic

[00:00:25] It grew and grew

[00:00:27] The greatest bush

[00:00:28] That the kingdom ever knew

[00:00:32] But at the turn of the Millenium

[00:00:36] A fever gripped the land

[00:00:39] It was decreed that all the women

[00:00:42] Look like little girls again

[00:00:46] But now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas

[00:00:50] Growing a downstairs beard for you

[00:00:53] I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas

[00:00:56] Growing it big growing it thick growin' it for you

[00:01:01] Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby

[00:01:04] Merry Christmas

[00:01:05] I'm growing it strong and true

[00:01:07] Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby

[00:01:13] When I was a boy

[00:01:14] Just a little boy

[00:01:16] I was embarrassed by my body's changes

[00:01:19] But then one day at the local pool

[00:01:22] I saw a life guard with hair growing out of his anus

[00:01:26] I was so impressed

[00:01:27] It looked like tom selleck's chest

[00:01:29] He was so proud as he towlled it down

[00:01:33] I couldn't wait to cultivate

[00:01:36] My very own hairy bum gown

[00:01:39] But at the turn of the Millenium

[00:01:43] Spandex gripped the land

[00:01:46] Every back sack and crack was attacked with wax

[00:01:49] Now I'm growing it back

[00:01:51] A gift for you to unwrap

[00:01:55] Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas

[00:01:59] I'm growing a downstairs beard for you

[00:02:02] I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas

[00:02:05] I'm growing it big growing

[00:02:07] It thick growin' it for you

[00:02:10] Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby

[00:02:13] Merry Christmas

[00:02:15] I'm growing it strong and true

[00:02:16] Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby

[00:02:24] We'll keep each other warm at night

[00:02:30] With our jingle bell hairy stalactites

[00:02:37] We'll watch each other grow and grow

[00:02:42] I'll stick to you

[00:02:44] I'll stick to you

[00:02:45] Like velcro

[00:02:48] I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas

[00:02:51] Growing a downstairs beard for you

[00:02:54] Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas

[00:02:58] I'm growing it big growing it thick

[00:03:01] Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas

[00:03:04] I'm growing a downstairs beard for you

[00:03:07] Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas

[00:03:11] I'm growing it big growing it thick growin' it for you

[00:03:16] Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby

[00:03:19] Merry Christmas

[00:03:20] I'm growing it strong and true

[00:03:22] Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby