《WHAT’S FUNNY(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] WHAT'S FUNNY - Bo Burnham

[00:00:30] My show is a little bit silly and

[00:00:33] A little bit pretentious

[00:00:35] Like Shakespeare's willy or

[00:00:38] Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on

[00:00:46] It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive

[00:00:51] Like Thanksgiving Day or

[00:00:54] Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on

[00:01:02] So put your cell phones to vibrate

[00:01:08] And put your vibrators to cell phone mode

[00:01:13] Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this

[00:01:16] JOKE

[00:01:16] Exactly

[00:01:17] Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this

[00:01:19] With a rap a dist and a

[00:01:21] Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss

[00:01:23] Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit

[00:01:25] I got a show that'll test ya kids

[00:01:27] Then ask one question and the question is

[00:01:28] Whats funny whats funny

[00:01:30] Whats funny whats funny

[00:01:31] Whats funny whats funny

[00:01:32] Whats funny whats funny

[00:01:38] Whats funny whats funny

[00:01:39] Whats funny whats funny

[00:01:42] Oh yeah

[00:01:45] Humor is often linked to shared experience

[00:01:48] Like a guy gets up an says

[00:01:50] "have you noticed that public restrooms

[00:01:50] Have really inefficient hand dryers

[00:01:52] Oh my god yes I have HA HA HA

[00:01:56] Really good point they should fix that

[00:01:58] Its good to know that somebody finally gets me

[00:02:01] Because my wife divorced me

[00:02:02] Which Sub-Consciously forced me

[00:02:03] To lose all sense of self

[00:02:05] So its nice to think about hand

[00:02:06] Dryers and not that cheating whore

[00:02:09] Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy

[00:02:13] If your an asian comic just get up and say

[00:02:15] "My mothers got the weirdest f**king accent"

[00:02:17] Then just do a chinese accent

[00:02:19] Because everybody laughs at the chinese accent

[00:02:22] Because they privately thought

[00:02:23] That your people were laughable

[00:02:24] And now you've given them the

[00:02:25] Chance to express that in public

[00:02:30] If youre a musical comic

[00:02:32] Just give 'em a little weird voice inflection

[00:02:34] Then take a Viagra and slap 'em

[00:02:37] With a rock hard misdirection

[00:02:39] Whats funny whats funny

[00:02:40] Whats funny whats funny

[00:02:41] Whats funny whats funny

[00:02:43] Whats funny whats funny

[00:02:49] Whats funny whats funny

[00:02:50] Whats funny whats funny

[00:02:53] When the audience says

[00:02:55] When I was a baby maybe

[00:02:56] I laughed at people jiggling keys

[00:02:59] Now I'm older and bolder

[00:03:00] And just get mad 'cause i notice

[00:03:01] That the keys are to a hummer

[00:03:03] F**k my life I don't f**k my wife

[00:03:05] So f**k my wife and f**k my life

[00:03:07] And my son is gay but not sitcom gay

[00:03:09] Daughters a whore like another

[00:03:11] Girl who used to be her mother

[00:03:12] But the marriage made

[00:03:13] Her miss merry americana

[00:03:14] I wanna a teen without screaming prima-donna

[00:03:16] But the radical feminists made my wife a man

[00:03:20] If i die happy the situation will be

[00:03:23] Auto erotic-exfixiation

[00:03:25] I hate my life and it hates me back

[00:03:28] And my friend is black

[00:03:30] But I don't know what to call him

[00:03:32] So I just call him

[00:03:35] "What-up Jamaal"

[00:03:38] Even though his name is Steve

[00:03:40] I Hate my job I hate my life

[00:03:41] Hate my kids I hate my wife

[00:03:42] Jews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it

[00:03:44] I'm slowly slipping into a solopcystic coma

[00:03:47] And I masturbate because

[00:03:48] I'm the only one who's standards

[00:03:50] Are low enough to f**k me

[00:04:11] Whats funny whats funny

[00:04:13] Whats funny whats funny

[00:04:14] Whats funny whats funny

[00:04:15] Whats funny whats funny

[00:04:20] Whats funny whats funny

[00:04:22] Whats funny whats funny

[00:04:27] Hopefully this