《Here’s Your Sign Christmas(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Here's Your Sign Christmas (Album Version) - Bill Engvall

[00:00:16] I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus

[00:00:19] The woman in line behind me says hey is that Santa Claus up there

[00:00:22] I said no ma'm it's a kenny rodgers stunt double

[00:00:24] Here's your sign

[00:00:27] The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door

[00:00:29] As I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said

[00:00:31] Hey are you going to hang that on your door

[00:00:33] I said no sir it's a Christmas toilet seat cover

[00:00:35] Got the idea from Martha Stewart

[00:00:37] Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

[00:00:41] You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

[00:00:44] Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

[00:00:48] You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

[00:00:52] I hung those little Christmas lights on my house

[00:00:54] You know the kind that blink on and off

[00:00:56] My neighbour comes over and says

[00:00:57] Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that

[00:00:59] I said I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it

[00:01:01] Plugging and unplugging it

[00:01:02] Here's your sign

[00:01:04] I took my family to buy a Christmas tree the other night

[00:01:06] When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says

[00:01:08] Hey y'all here to buy a Christmas tree

[00:01:10] I said no sir my son needs to go to the bathroom

[00:01:11] And these trees looked really inviting

[00:01:15] Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

[00:01:18] You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

[00:01:21] Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

[00:01:25] You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

[00:01:29] Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time

[00:01:33] The other night my family and I were walking through the neighbourhood

[00:01:35] Looking at all the Christmas decorations

[00:01:37] When we came across this house that had a manger scene

[00:01:39] Now there was this whole group of people looking at

[00:01:41] It when I overheard this one guy say

[00:01:43] Hey are those the three wise men

[00:01:44] I said no sir that's ZZ Top doing a farming concert

[00:01:48] Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

[00:01:51] You acted dumb so have some fun and wear your stupid sign

[00:01:55] Oh here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

[00:01:59] You lost your mind so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign

[00:02:03] Here's your sign here's your sign here's your stupid sign

[00:02:06] Have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time

[00:02:09] And I heard a woman ask the clerk

[00:02:11] Do you know what time midnight mass starts on Christmas Eve

[00:02:14] And in the holiday spririt I walked over and said here's your sign

[00:02:17] Happy holidays everybody