《Sh Boom Life Could Be a Dream》歌词

[00:00:00] M is for the many things I don't like

[00:00:06] Overkill is one of them my dear

[00:00:09] T is for the train which I intend to grab

[00:00:19] H is for the head which I revere

[00:00:22] Did you say

[00:00:24] Shoot if you must

[00:00:26] You are kidding I trust

[00:00:33] Joan of Arc or Molly Pitcher I'm not

[00:00:40] What's more the war's in the bag

[00:00:44] And you've got a spare flag

[00:00:51] But this is the only gray head I've got

[00:00:54] Shoot he will do

[00:00:56] When I throw him the cue

[00:01:02] And since when is getting clobbered a thrill

[00:01:12] A hero I'd like to be

[00:01:18] But not posthumously

[00:01:20] Who needs to get bumped off

[00:01:25] In their windowsill

[00:01:26] I hear Stonewall Jackson's

[00:01:31] Hostile through and through

[00:01:32] If the truth were known he

[00:01:37] Hates his mother too

[00:01:39] Just to stay alive

[00:01:46] Is this poor mother's goal

[00:01:57] But who stays Stonewall Jackson

[00:01:59] Practices gun control

[00:02:02] Did you say

[00:02:04] Shoot if you must

[00:02:13] You are kidding I trust

[00:02:15] Go and book some other woman I pray

[00:02:22] I've got a daughter and son

[00:02:27] I've just had my hair done

[00:02:32] And brother on top of that it's Mother's Day

[00:02:38] Why should I become a sitting duck

[00:02:44] What's the percentage brother in that

[00:02:47] Go get some other patsy who won't mind a

[00:02:52] Big fat hole in her hat 'cause this is my

[00:02:57] Only old gray head

[00:03:01] Call the D A R instead

[00:03:08] And let them salute while they holler

[00:03:18] Shoot if you must