《Green Christmas》歌词

[00:00:00] SCROOGE：Words to live by/Cratchet

[00:00:18] Everyone except Amalgamated Cheese

[00:00:39] ABERCROMBIE：That's right It's become tradition

[00:00:59] CRASS：Better than that This year we have him smoking one

[00:01:05] SCROOGE：Um hmmm

[00:01:09] SCROOGE：What does the other one say

[00:01:11] CRASS：Less tar

[00:01:13] SCROOGE：Great stuff

[00:01:14] CRATCHET：But Mr Scrooge

[00:01:18] SCROOGE：What Who are you

[00:01:25] SCROOGE：What do you mean

[00:01:30] SCROOGE：I get it And they're bearing your spices Now that's perfect

[00:01:41] SCROOGE：A red and green bandwagon to jump on

[00:01:52] SCROOGE：A sentimental shot in the arm for sales Listen

[00:01:57] Deck the halls with advertising

[00:01:59] Fa la la la la la la la la

[00:02:01] While you can be enterprising

[00:02:03] Fa la la la la la la la la

[00:02:05] On the fourth day of Christmas

[00:02:07] My true love gave to me

[00:02:10] Four bars of soap

[00:02:11] Three cans of peas

[00:02:12] Two breakfast foods

[00:02:14] And some toothpaste on a pear tree

[00:02:18] On the fifth day of Christmas

[00:02:20] My true love gave to me

[00:02:23] SCROOGE：five tube less tires

[00:02:27] Fo ur quarts of gin

[00:02:28] Three ci gars

[00:02:29] Two cig ar ettes

[00:02:31] And some hair tonic on a pear tree

[00:02:46] Chest nuts roasting

[00:02:53] GIRL TRIO：Tin ee Tim Tin ee Tim Chest nuts all the way

[00:03:02] ANNOUNCER：Tin y Tim's roast hot like a chestnut ought And they are

[00:03:07] ECHO

[00:03:07] Mild mild mild mild

[00:03:11] Deck the halls with advertising

[00:03:13] Fa la la la la la la la la

[00:03:16] 'Tis the time for merchandising

[00:03:17] Fa la la la la la la la la

[00:03:20] Profit never needs a reason

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[00:03:24] Get the money it's the season

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[00:03:40] SCROOGE：Why What's the percentage in that Let me show you how to make Christmas work for you

[00:03:48] We wish you a merry Christmas

[00:03:49] We wish you a merry Christmas

[00:03:51] We wish you a merry Christmas

[00:03:54] And please buy our beer

[00:04:03] SCROOGE：Christmas comes but once a year

[00:04:16] So you better make hay while the snow is falling

[00:04:21] That's opportunity calling you

[00:04:27] What a wonderful time to be Glad and merry

[00:04:30] SCROOGE：Just so you're mercenary too

[00:04:33] Buy an ad and show all the toys

[00:04:37] Show all the toys up on the shelf

[00:04:39] SCROOGE：Just make sure that you get a plug

[00:04:42] You get a plug In for yourself

[00:04:44] SCROOGE AND

[00:04:44] Christmas comes but once a year

[00:04:46] So you better cash in

[00:04:48] While the spirit lingers

[00:04:50] It's slipping through your fingers

[00:04:52] Boy Don't you realize

[00:04:54] Christmas can be such a

[00:05:06] Monetary joy

[00:05:08] SCROOGE：Eh

[00:05:13] CRATCHET：The people keep hoping you'll remember But you never do

[00:05:21] SCROOGE：Remember what

[00:05:31] CRATCHET：Whose birthday we're celebrating

[00:05:40] On the first day of Christmas

[00:05:47] The advertising's there with

[00:05:56] Newspaper ads

[00:05:58] Billboards too

[00:05:59] Business Christmas cards

[00:06:01] And commercials on a pear tree

[00:06:04] Jingles here jingles there

[00:06:05] Jingles all the way

[00:06:07] Dashing through the snow

[00:06:09] In a fifty foot coup e

[00:06:11] O'er the fields we go

[00:06:13] Selling all the way

[00:06:18] Deck the halls with advertising

[00:06:20] What's the use of compromising

[00:06:22] Fa la la la la la la la la