《Asian Confusion》歌词

[00:00:00] Asian Confusion - Rick Moranis

[00:00:27] Let's order in like we do every week

[00:00:30] We can eat everything from containers

[00:00:35] Speed dial five I thank god I'm alive

[00:00:38] It's an Erev Monday morning no-brainer

[00:00:43] Let's order in from the regular place

[00:00:47] It will be here in less than half an hour

[00:00:51] How about we get all the usual things

[00:00:55] You are wanton

[00:00:56] And I am hot and sour

[00:00:59] Sunday night Chinese food

[00:01:03] Everything is greasy good

[00:01:08] Don't worry god is in church all day today

[00:01:12] Once a week is understood

[00:01:24] I can't believe it is already here

[00:01:28] Maybe they're not that busy wonder why

[00:01:32] I'll get some cash get the door what's the tip

[00:01:36] Is he new or the usual guy

[00:01:40] Sunday night Chinese food

[00:01:45] Ending the week a perfect way

[00:01:48] It's the only thing Chinese that god likes to make

[00:01:53] Right here in the USA

[00:01:57] What is this dish

[00:01:58] Looks like squid in its ink

[00:02:01] Lobster sauce jumbo shrimp crispy pork

[00:02:05] This is not our food

[00:02:07] Call them back

[00:02:08] Where's the bill

[00:02:09] It's for someone in the building named Schwartz

[00:02:13] They probably got our Chinese food

[00:02:17] Everything we ordered greasy good

[00:02:21] Sometimes even god gets things the wrong way

[00:02:26] Now and then is understood

[00:02:38] I'll get the door

[00:02:39] It must be the guy again

[00:02:41] To switch bags give us our proper food

[00:02:46] Look it's the people from 23B

[00:02:50] All this time I thought they were kosher too

[00:02:54] Come in sit down

[00:02:56] We have nice paper plates

[00:02:58] We don't ask

[00:02:59] We don't tell

[00:03:00] Have some soda

[00:03:03] This is our place

[00:03:04] Yes we've seen you around

[00:03:06] We knew your mother

[00:03:07] She looked a lot like Yoda

[00:03:11] Sunday night Chinese food

[00:03:15] Our weekly observant exclusion

[00:03:19] God will be happy that we had you in our home

[00:03:22] A bashert little Asian confusion

[00:03:27] Sunday night

[00:03:29] Sunday night

[00:03:31] Sunday night

[00:03:33] Sunday night