《Lick Myself》歌词

[00:00:00] Lick Myself (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

[00:00:04] To be a dog is to sit like a log

[00:00:06] Watching people on the run

[00:00:08] We don't need your pity 'cause your life is shitty

[00:00:10] We have the real fun

[00:00:11] 'Cause I can lick myself got to go

[00:00:14] You guys have fun at the Broadway show

[00:00:16] Lick myself I'm the star

[00:00:18] Having go stay at the sushi bar

[00:00:20] Lick myself eat my ham

[00:00:22] Having go stay at the poetry slam

[00:00:24] Lick myself suck and squirt

[00:00:25] You guys have fun at the Beck concert

[00:00:31] They say that man is the higher species

[00:00:33] Because of the opposable thumb

[00:00:35] Well man I'll pass on playing guitar

[00:00:37] For the way that I can come

[00:00:39] Yes I can lick myself wet my cock

[00:00:41] Have a good time watching Schoolhouse Rock

[00:00:43] Lick myself taste my dick

[00:00:45] You guys have fun at the Julia flick

[00:00:47] Lick myself self-fellate

[00:00:49] You guys have fun on your double date

[00:00:51] Lick myself hydro-wank

[00:00:53] Make sure you chat about Hilary Swank

[00:00:58] So go ahead man and rule the world

[00:01:00] And say you're the master race

[00:01:02] You can operate complex machinery

[00:01:04] While I sit on my own face

[00:01:07] I simply lick myself douse my pole

[00:01:10] You guys have fun at the Cotton Bowl

[00:01:12] Lick myself soak my meat

[00:01:14] Have a good time at the staff retreat

[00:01:16] Lick myself wash my tool

[00:01:18] Have a good time at the cooking school

[00:01:20] Lick myself polish my knob

[00:01:22] You guys have fun with your finger job

[00:01:27] I know an old setter who is a bed wetter

[00:01:29] He's deaf and has brittle hair

[00:01:31] His hip is shot and he pukes a lot

[00:01:33] But he don't f**king care

[00:01:36] He can still lick himself got to fly

[00:01:40] You guys have fun renting Cable Guy

[00:01:42] Lick myself grease my rod

[00:01:44] You guys have fun reading Joyce on the quad

[00:01:46] Tell 'em bitch

[00:01:46] Oh I couldn't

[00:01:47] Sing it

[00:01:48] All right

[00:01:49] Lick myself munch my rug

[00:01:52] Have a good time in your Volkswagen Bug

[00:01:53] Lick myself chug my poon

[00:01:55] Try to have fun on your honeymoon

[00:01:57] Lick myself bathe my balls

[00:01:59] You guys have fun making conference calls

[00:02:01] Lick myself I'm my own lunch

[00:02:03] Have a good time making pineapple punch

[00:02:05] Lick myself chew my hair

[00:02:07] Have a good time at the Lilith Fair

[00:02:09] Lick myself tongue my tang

[00:02:11] Have a good time at your friend's shebang

[00:02:13] Lick myself slurp my scope

[00:02:15] You guys have fun with your hand

[00:02:17] And your bottle of liquid soap