《I Keed(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] I Keed (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

[00:00:02] I thought my CD was done but that's not what they say

[00:00:05] Do an insult track we need it for radio play

[00:00:08] Cram in the names I'll take a long hard pee

[00:00:10] Time to mess up the biz like an MP3

[00:00:12] American Idols that's who I look for

[00:00:15] In the poop section of my local record store

[00:00:18] Ruben or clay oh which should I pick

[00:00:19] It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick

[00:00:23] And when I want something even more fruity and fake

[00:00:25] I look up 'N' for N'Sync or 'T' for Timberlake

[00:00:28] So many skills Justin's making a buck at

[00:00:30] Does he rap

[00:00:30] Does he sing

[00:00:31] He doesn't know what to suck at

[00:00:32] Now as for the bitches let's give Britney thanks

[00:00:35] For the face that launched a million pre-teen skanks

[00:00:38] You were a virgin that had to be hard

[00:00:40] You've had more bones in your mouth than a St Bernard

[00:00:42] I keed I keed

[00:00:43] He just make a little joke

[00:00:44] I joke with you

[00:00:46] Little dog little joke

[00:00:47] I keed I keed

[00:00:48] He just make a little joke

[00:00:49] Yeah you're a great actress too

[00:00:51] Little dog little joke

[00:00:52] Now let's go to Wal-mart where they won't sell my CD

[00:00:55] That company's nuts are in a jar in aisle 3

[00:00:57] But you can see Christina in all her sluthood

[00:01:00] It's like watching porn but the music's not as good

[00:01:02] I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar

[00:01:05] Still I'd hump you if I could wear my flea collar

[00:01:07] You're looser than my poop after eating Honeydew

[00:01:10] Only 50 Cent's been plugged more than you

[00:01:12] And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire

[00:01:15] He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire

[00:01:17] Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore

[00:01:20] To open for him and I don't mean on tour

[00:01:23] You're not the first Durst poor R Kelly

[00:01:25] His videos premiere at the L A P D

[00:01:27] I believe they set up an innocent guy

[00:01:30] You know what else I believe I can fly

[00:01:32] I keed I keed

[00:01:33] He just make a little joke

[00:01:35] I joke with you

[00:01:36] Little dog little joke

[00:01:37] I keed I keed

[00:01:39] He just make a little joke

[00:01:40] I believe Michael too yes

[00:01:41] Little dog little joke

[00:01:42] Now look how friggin' cool those guys from the Strokes are

[00:01:45] Their riffs are three times as old as my jokes are

[00:01:48] Hey White Stripes guy is that your wife or your sister

[00:01:50] Shouldn't you be playing country music mister

[00:01:52] Hey Coldplay maybe you should be Coldsore

[00:01:55] Back when you were U2 I liked you so much more

[00:01:57] Somehow your song Yellow reminds me of pee

[00:02:00] I think 'cause when it's over it's a big relief to me

[00:02:03] Now Pink is that your hair or a tattoo

[00:02:05] I didn't know Supercuts had a drive-thru

[00:02:08] Yo Nelly what the hell kind of name is that

[00:02:10] That's about as gangsta as an easter bonnet hat

[00:02:13] And Snoop says he's clean now you make the call

[00:02:15] The guy's higher than Billy Joel's cholesterol

[00:02:17] Snoop there's only room for one dog putz

[00:02:20] And I can rap can you lick your own nuts

[00:02:22] Poop Diddy are you in show business still

[00:02:25] I didn't know wearing a suit was a skill

[00:02:28] J Lo J Lo the giant tail-o

[00:02:30] For a doggy's nose that's the Holy Grail-o

[00:02:32] Shakira's butt's fine but it won't hold still you see

[00:02:35] I sniffed Elton John's tush just for all the history

[00:02:38] I sniffed J-Lo's ass and got too touchy-feely

[00:02:40] She let loose a bomb that was bigger than chili

[00:02:43] I keed I keed

[00:02:44] He just make a little joke

[00:02:45] I joke with you

[00:02:46] Little dog little joke

[00:02:47] I keed I keed

[00:02:49] Nothing wrong with your butt

[00:02:50] I even like I don't like Affleck

[00:02:52] Nothing wrong with your butt

[00:02:53] Avril Lavigne punk queen now there's a kidder

[00:02:56] Go back north Celine needs a babysitter

[00:02:58] Philip Glass atonal ass you're not immune

[00:03:01] Write a song with a f**king tune

[00:03:03] And on the list of pussies don't leave off MTV

[00:03:05] I scared them and Eminem so they gave the hook to me

[00:03:08] Slim Shady why do you find me so scary

[00:03:10] We're just two regular dudes who banged Mariah Cary

[00:03:13] Wipe off that frown just do without it

[00:03:15] Hey my mom was a bitch

[00:03:16] But I don't go writing songs about it

[00:03:19] I keed I keed

[00:03:20] He just make a little joke

[00:03:21] I joke with you

[00:03:23] Little dog little joke

[00:03:24] I keed I keed

[00:03:25] He just make a little joke

[00:03:26] You know I never meant to hurt you

[00:03:28] Never meant to make you cry

[00:03:29] I keed I keed

[00:03:30] He just make a little joke

[00:03:31] It's a joke you see

[00:03:33] Laffy laffy laffy ha ha

[00:03:34] Let's stop hating each other

[00:03:35] He just make a little joke

[00:03:36] Leave the pooping to me

[00:03:38] Rock it to me sock it to me

[00:03:39] Rock it to me sock it to me rock it to me sock it to me

[00:03:42] Rock it to me sock it I'm a rapping dog and I'm here to say

[00:03:45] Rappa rappa rappa a tappa huppa huppa I kid