《Benji’s Queer(feat. Doug Dale)》歌词

[00:00:00] Benji's Queer (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

[00:00:01] All right

[00:00:01] Who of you remember the television show

[00:00:03] Called The TV Funhouse

[00:00:07] Thanks

[00:00:10] Tonight we have special surprise

[00:00:12] For those of you who give a shit

[00:00:19] My good friend bring him on here EL DOUG

[00:00:31] Well I really miss the Anipals

[00:00:33] Oh that's so sweet

[00:00:34] You like animals don't you

[00:00:36] I like animals yes

[00:00:38] And who's your favorite animal Yes

[00:00:40] Well I have a song I want to sing

[00:00:41] About my favorite animal

[00:00:42] Yes

[00:00:43] Yeah a little guy named Benji

[00:00:46] F**k You

[00:00:51] He goes on an adventure

[00:00:54] And he always saves the day

[00:00:57] That why we love our Benji

[00:01:00] Even though we know he's gay

[00:01:02] Oh yes

[00:01:03] Benji's gay Benji's queer

[00:01:05] He takes his doggy bones from the rear

[00:01:09] He laps up jazz like Norm drank beer

[00:01:12] And that's how we know that Benji's queer

[00:01:16] Why are you saying that

[00:01:17] Triumph Benji's not gay

[00:01:20] Have you been living under a rock

[00:01:22] Just keep going

[00:01:25] He saved his kidnapped owner

[00:01:27] And he saved pups from a flood

[00:01:31] He always gets a boner

[00:01:33] From his poster of Air Bud

[00:01:35] Oh yes

[00:01:36] Benji's queer Benji's gay

[00:01:39] He sees 2 balls and he barks "HOORAY "

[00:01:43] He gave head to the Shaggy DA

[00:01:46] And that's how we know that Benji's gay

[00:01:51] You know Triumph

[00:01:52] I think you're being a little bitter

[00:01:54] Bitter Who's bitter

[00:01:55] I'm just stating a simple fact

[00:01:57] But it's a terrible thing to say about Benji

[00:01:59] Now Doug Doug it's not so bad

[00:02:01] You konw compared to

[00:02:02] What most animals do

[00:02:04] These famous celebrity animals it's pretty soft

[00:02:07] I tell you

[00:02:08] Really

[00:02:09] Yes Doug It's the famous ones it's like perv city

[00:02:14] Take a listen

[00:02:15] Eddie from Frasier pays a pug

[00:02:17] And watches him f**k his wife

[00:02:20] And Beethoven can only come

[00:02:23] When he's gasping for his life

[00:02:26] Now Old Yeller liked his golden showers

[00:02:29] That how he got his name

[00:02:30] I always stop

[00:02:31] And Spuds bangs dogs that were put to sleep

[00:02:34] Then spews from his own shame

[00:02:37] Wowza

[00:02:38] That's right Doug

[00:02:40] Pretty ugly isn't it

[00:02:41] Yes it is

[00:02:42] So you see it's really not go that bad that

[00:02:45] Benji's queer Benji's gay

[00:02:48] He sees 2 balls and he barks "HOORAY "

[00:02:52] He served more cock than a Chick-Fil-A

[00:02:54] It's totally fine that Benji's gay

[00:03:01] Good God Hes Queer