《High School Party(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] High School Party (Live) - Bo Burnham

[00:00:00] This next song is a first-hand account

[00:00:07] High-school party senior year

[00:00:10] Boys and girls are all sippin on beer

[00:00:12] I like soda where s the soda

[00:00:14] Am I the only f**king person here that likes soda

[00:00:17] I see you from across the crowd

[00:00:19] The party is bumpin' and the music is loud

[00:00:22] You re really drunk and you re looking sad

[00:00:24] It s like a date-rape ad

[00:00:26] Girl then we start to dance and

[00:00:28] Girl baby this is romance

[00:00:31] Girl I 'm starting to grow down below

[00:00:32] Shit why did I wear sweatpants Ooh yeah

[00:00:37] Girl your body s like what

[00:00:39] Conjunction junction that s a fine ass butt

[00:00:41] I m like a cashew in a lollipop

[00:00:43] Just keep sucking til you get to the nut

[00:00:49] And I said let s rob

[00:00:51] An Asian kitchen or stroll down the block

[00:00:54] Either way girl we re taking a walk (wok) (It 's )

[00:00:59] You re gonna love me the way my uncle did

[00:01:02] Except you' re not gonna to go to court for doing it

[00:01:05] Be a guillotine or my girl instead

[00:01:08] Either way I said you re giving me head

[00:01:10] I m gonna love you baby the right way

[00:01:12] Shawty with a body lookin' hottie when I say girl

[00:01:19] We walk into the bedroom

[00:01:21] Exchanging nervous laughter

[00:01:23] Why is called dry humping

[00:01:25] If I always need a towel after

[00:01:31] You spread your naked legs

[00:01:32] And I see that wound that never healed

[00:01:35] Even though you re yelling for me

[00:01:37] I can tell your lips are sealed

[00:01:38] (I ve been around )

[00:01:41] We re both aware of my erection

[00:01:42] You ask if I have protection

[00:01:44] I say No I mean I tried to buy em once

[00:01:47] I was in a convenient store

[00:01:48] My old babysitter walked in

[00:01:49] And I had to hide them near

[00:01:50] The Tic-Tacs I was so embarrassed

[00:01:52] I peed myself a little bit

[00:01:58] Girl girl yeah well yeah

[00:02:02] Insert a euphemism

[00:02:03] A sexy mental prism

[00:02:04] Increase my pelvic rhythm

[00:02:05] Fill you with my syllogism

[00:02:06] Know your body and I know how to please you

[00:02:09] Don t thank me thank Wikipedia

[00:02:11] Guys don' t go down well I am

[00:02:13] What the f**k is that

[00:02:15] I should have brought my diagram

[00:02:16] Ooh did you feel that

[00:02:18] That was an educated guess

[00:02:21] Ooh yeah did you feel that Uh

[00:02:23] That one was a sneeze my bad

[00:02:26] I 'm allergic to one type of cat

[00:02:34] High-school party senior year none of

[00:02:37] That happened cause I wasn' t invited